and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."
Matt's album now at number 1126
Originally Posted by RupertPupkin:
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
I'm in stitches. Lol!!!
Originally Posted by ganix:
“Matt Cardle's currently at #71 in the iTunes singles chart and #21 in the iTunes album chart.”
“Matt Cardle's currently at #71 in the iTunes singles chart and #21 in the iTunes album chart.”
He has two versions of both, which need to be combined.
The iTunes albums are unreliable, last week he was behind Steps for much of the week but was outselling them 2:1 overall.
Originally Posted by RupertPupkin:
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
loooooooooooooooool
Originally Posted by RupertPupkin:
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
I did actually LOL
Originally Posted by InMyArms:
“Matt Cardle got to #2 with over 70,000 sales.”
“Matt Cardle got to #2 with over 70,000 sales.”
Matt Cardle got to #70,000 with over 2 sales
Originally Posted by RupertPupkin:
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
ROFL. Wow, you are pathetic. To dislike him is one thing but to come on here and make up a story is just sad. Keep eating those twinkies and living in your mother's basement old man.
Originally Posted by Whatevawhateva:
“ROFL. Wow, you are pathetic. To dislike him is one thing but to come on here and make up a story is just sad. Keep eating those twinkies and living in your mother's basement old man.”
“ROFL. Wow, you are pathetic. To dislike him is one thing but to come on here and make up a story is just sad. Keep eating those twinkies and living in your mother's basement old man.”
LOL u tell him haha its pathetic
Originally Posted by Whatevawhateva:
“ROFL. Wow, you are pathetic. To dislike him is one thing but to come on here and make up a story is just sad. Keep eating those twinkies and living in your mother's basement old man.”
“ROFL. Wow, you are pathetic. To dislike him is one thing but to come on here and make up a story is just sad. Keep eating those twinkies and living in your mother's basement old man.”
*whoooooooshhhhhh*
That's the sound of the joke passing you by.
Originally Posted by RupertPupkin:
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
“and has been pulled from the shelves at Morrisons. A spokesmuppet for the low-cost supermarket chain said that several store managers had complained that copies were falling onto the floor and creating a general hazard to shoppers. One manager from the west midlands, who declined to be named said: "let's just say we're glad they're gone for good. They were like grains of sand in your shoes. They got everywhere - well, everywhere apart from the checkouts. They were being kicked about quite accidentally by shoppers and we were finding them all over the place from cooked meats to fruit and veg and pet supplies. After days of rounding them up we found most were scuffed, some were water damaged and when we played them all one-by-one on our staff rest area Alba CD player we discovered that all of them were shite. That was the last straw. I got on the phone to head office and was told that a memo had already been circulated to store managers which read: 'just bin the f**kers!' It's a shame really. We decided to stock the record as we felt that it perfectly suited our poor relations no frills shite shoppers choice image but it just wouldn't sell. It's a shame as I quite liked Matt when he was on the show and would very much welcome him if he ever wanted to come here to do his weekly shop or even apply for chronic low wage employment."”
HA! love it!
Gurl...bye. I'd look up the term "joke" if I was you.
