Whose performance inspires you to leave the room and do something else such as put the kettle on?

Mine:
Frankie
Misha
The Risk

Frankie is slightly worse in that I actually turn the sound down. Misha I leave the sound up and I can easily hear her from the kitchen! The Risk are just background noise.

Aren't there enough advert breaks to wallpaper a room?

I think there are enough ad breaks in this series especially to keep even a caffeine-addicted incontinent happy!

I use the ad breaks to surf the net. A two minute performance isn't long enough to do that.

I just go on DS or twitter during Frankies performance to see what everyone is saying and the funny comments etc.

Pee break is when Sophie or Craig are on

I'm on here and just read more when Frankie and Mischa are on.

There are more than enough adverts for pee/tea breaks.

I didn't pay attention to Craig's performance in week 1.

The funny thing is, I spend so much time on DS during the show itself that I probably miss half of it

Janet!

Definitely Janet!

Sophie, The Risk, Marcus, Janet, Johnny, Rythmix and Dermot. I have a weak bladder.

Kitty, Rhythmix, Sophie last week, sometimes Misha and Johnny - all bore me enough to surf the net or go and have a wee.

I don't mind The Risk but only because I like Charlie.

Frankie doesn't bore me because I like to sit there astounded at how bad he is at singing.

Only Janet gets my full attention every week because I really like her voice.

Kitty's nasal whining is enough to send me from the room.

Aww - did Jade not get through...