My dog would say a whole load of things.

When shes by the Back door pulling a face:Oi let me out the door aint gonna open its self.

When someone is Make cup of Tea: Give me a cup Please

When someones at the door:Go away or shes telling us someones at the door.

When she is asleep or laying down she will just look up sudenly like shes checking we are still there:1,2,3 a yes they are all there back to sleep ZZZZZ

If my gerbil (Comet) could talk I'm sure it would be Sun Flower seed related, I would probably see her stood at the front of her cage on her back legs with her front paws in front of her and she would look at me and say "You know what I want"

Heh, mine would be all 'this stupid wheel, it needs to go faster, OMG this food pot is totally in the way and this bedding needs moving over there and then out through the bars onto the floor... where's my chocolate drop? That noise you're making, that involves food, and that food is mine YIKES Aliens! I must run randomly from nothing and drum!'

"Get me more biscuits, slave!"

When pounding on my stomach with her paws: "I love you! I love you! I love you!" It's that or "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!" I'm being optimistic here!

This is a cat by the way.

The first word you taught me was my name and the second word was 'sit', but I don't want to sit. I want to stand and jump up at you and put my muddy paws on your jumper.


I'm not sitting.

my stray cat would say give me food or i eat rabbit and
i am going to throw up

The meaning of life is...

Oh, just seen a stray bottle top, laters!

"I wanna walk"
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"Throw the ball"
"Ruffle my ears"
Just the usual 'dog' stuff.