Just a quick note to all these Lulu fans out there get your votes in tonight as the more people that leave this show the more vital every vote becomes

Scotland's treasure needs you

And call they this Improvement? — to have changed,
My native Clyde, thy once romantic shore,
Where Nature's face is banish'd and estranged,
And Heaven reflected in thy wave no more;
Whose banks, that sweeten'd May-day's breath before,
Lie sere and leafless now in summer's beam,
With sooty exhalations cover'd o'er;
And for the daisied green-sward, down thy stream
Unsightly brick-lanes smoke, and clanking engines gleam.

Come on Lulu

If it's poetry you're after....

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,

I prefer my poem but good effort my love

Surely as a Scot, Robert Burns trumps all other poetry, even Thomas Campbell?

You're getting very tiring now.

No I still got loads of energy left.Its tough campaigning I agree but whilst Lulu is still in SCD I will give it 100%

Last week he was canvassing in Glasgow, now it's poetry!!

Here's a dedication for granny Lulu.

Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!
Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
Ye cannae shove yer granny, for she's yer mammy's mammy,

Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus,
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus.
You can shove yer other granny, for she's yer daddy's mammy,
Ye can shove yer other granny aff a bus.

But we'd make an exception especially for you granny Lulu.

You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road etc ad infinitum ad nauseum.

I'm not very good at poems so I will give way to your talent, lets hope Lulu can hear you.

Good for you, no harm in being supportive of someone,
Sadly you won't need to make the effort for much longer.

Tom didn't write that!!!

It would have been a good first effort if he had.

Not sure what a poem about how industry changed the River Clyde has to do with Lulu, though

It's a metaphor for how she used to be pretty.

Didn't you know that Lulu's been around since the Industrial Revolution?

With that cap she wears, she certainly looks like she was once in Coronation Street. (On the left).

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...2_1176405a.jpg

OMG! That really does look like her

Does Tom realise how cruel he has been to his favourite?

How's the Lulu voting campaign doing so far this week on SCD?

Same as usual.

Badly.

It's the Brendan fans keeping her in.

At least her twin brother knows how to wear a cap.

http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.ph...1&d=1318581735

Twas North of the border from where Lulu came

Natural beauty and blonde locks as well as her fame

Twas a sad day that Lulu befell a tall lame brain

We all rejoice her success despite dragging this Anchor Chain.

Nice try, but it doesn't scan.

Try iambic pentameters

Technicalities are no substitute for raw talent.

Exactly, Doghouse. He clearly hasn't got a clue about blank verse.

Impressionist poetry is at the cutting edge of literature.