You don't read a day over 35, honestly!

Sometimes I feel 90 on here !

My inconsistency? And for your info I said a lot of young girls - not all of them. Personally I find her dull and shallow, I've said Jason is dull as well.

Ah, forget it. You were saying men aren't just about 'the breasts' (as I'd grumbled) but no, it was young girls who were superficial and trivial, one-dimensional and all that. Soo I swiftly scooted over to the other thread where (I suggest) you are being a tad superficial, one dimensional and about 'the breasts' to collect that quotation to throw down in this thread. Ah Ha, take that! You see. That's all. I'm bored of it now. Cannot be bottomed.

I'm still fighting my dislike of Jason.

Bonfire night is on Saturday so none of the celebs will have time to let off their bangers

exactly

You should not enjoy bangers without mash.

But men (in general) are being slated on here for talking inappropriately about a "young girl" which conjures up quite a different image to men being inappropriate about a young woman.

For example if people were getting all wound about about men accused of leering at "young girls" and it then turned out that these young girls were in fact you and your 50 year old friends I think peoples view of them would change.

It's not a bloody sin no, but it's a bit disingenuous. She played a schoolgirl, but she is not in fact a schoolgirl.

And did you know Pasha is secretly 12-years-old?

I dunno. Age isn't everything. There are young 23s and old 23s. Chelsee has got something a bit vulnerable about her, which is an obvious thing to say after Saturday. It's easy to feel protective about the girl.

But now age is mentioned, how do people feel about Len's leering (I'm tired of hearing the inventive names for his tackle) and Bruce's occasional lapses of taste with the younger dancers and the Tess leg hoik? It strikes a bad note somehow.

I didnt say anything about school girls , I called her a girl .So what . Give me a break I call everyone a girl , they dont seem to mind .

Some are older at 13 (yes I know totally inappropriate) than some at 23. Doesn't matter why or what age, it is NEVER acceptable to make fun of anyone who is embarrassed by an incident.

There are those who are happy to flaunt their assets (male or female) and good luck to them. There are those who have the maturity & self confidence to cope well (like Natalie) and others (like Chelsee) who really suffer.

Humiliation is cruel - much as the voters seemed to love the BoD humiliation last year it was still in extremely poor taste.

Yawn.

a clear attempt at trying to gain viewers.

I'm quite surprised, i would have expected something like this on the x factor.

Oh well, needs must and all that.

Great pair of baps btw, wonder what she will do when she gets kicked out of the show?

Each to their own! Boobs are not that interesting silicone ones even less so. If young women need to indulge in botox and surgery at that age then they really are in need of some mental assistance. It's sick.

If my reply is not constructive and fails to add to the discussion, making 3 such in a row, will the mods close down this pathetic thread, please

If you look at a replay you'll see that all that really happened was a flower from the bottom of her strap fell off. She said on Sunday's programme (recorded Saturday of course) that when the flower fell off she thought it was the strap that had broken. Obviously she must have looked at a recording herself and seen that everything had been fine.

What was awful was Jason fondling her knee when Claudia was asking her if she was OK. He started by just patting it as if to say "Don't worry", then he started squeezing her knee and was still at it when the camera went to a different shot. I'm surprised she didn't slap him, dirty old man.

Personally I find Bruno's leering over Harry offensive, especially for early Saturday evening TV but it's all part of the fun I guess.

Brucie clearly has a soft spot for Holly (me too) but it's just a bit of fun.

Clearly this thread was started as a bit of end of the pier humour, that seems to have gone a little out of control.

Yes, with you there. Twas harmless but lost its way.

Harry is part of what is (I quote one of their fans) the gayest band in Britain, though he's straight. He can probably handle Bruno's exuberance. Whether he can handle Aliona = another matter.

BIB: So true – humiliation is never funny. If that War Drobe malfunction had happened to me, my first reaction would have been the same as Chelsee’s – most women would say the same thing I think.

Same with the increasingly mean-spirited comments the judges were making about Nancy. Can’t say I was sorry to see her go, but she did seem to be seen as fair game for some borderline vicious remarks. Guess their defence would be that it was all meant in a spirit of fun. And if Nancy didn’t see it that way? Well, she was just taking it all too personally. Very convenient way to give yourself a licence for gratuitous cruelty.

This situation is beyond parody. "Will y'all stop looking at mah BREASTS that ah paid good money for out of all God-fearin' modestee and humilitee! Ah'm SHY ah tell you!" [/crosses stockinged and suspendered legs, and all in the best possible taste]

crackin norks

I noticed that and kept wondering why he didn't remove his hand. Chelsee's face was stony - then next time we saw them all sitting together she had put a few people between herself and Jason.

He is indeed, the dodgy/"misunderstood" (strike out as applicable) old Uncle of Strictly.

lahvly set o waps

This thread is, frankly, ALOB.

Just to put my comments in perspective, I am female (so not a drooling male), 31 (so not, apparently, a 'girl') and a naturally rather busty 36E (so not a candidate for the green-eyed monster when it comes to discussing baps)

First off, there is nothing wrong with men discussing Chelsee's boobs. It's no more offensive than the comments that appear in this very forum about Flavia's abs, Katya's bum, Ola's...well, everything. How is it OK to comment appreciatively in this way about the professional dancers, but not about the celebrities, who are wearing very similar outfits just as publicly?

Second off, I loathe and detest the idea that being past the age of 19 or however old a 'girl' is supposed to be, means you have suddenly to be referred to as a 'woman' as all times. I personally find it cringeworthy if someone refers to me as a 'woman', in jest or not. So no generalisation there please.

Thirdly, if girls - or, indeed, women - are silly enough to think that having plastic surgery will make them look better, then that is not a sign of 'mental illness', but simply a sign of the vanity that most of us exhibit every day by wearing flattering clothes, putting on make-up, wearing deodorant etc. Is it sad when an obviously attractive and bubbly girl thinks her life would be better if she had bigger boobs? Yes, a bit. Is it a sign of some sort of sickness? No.

Fourthly, I've seen more of Chelsee's bust when she's been sat on the ITT sofa than I have in any of the costumes she's worn so far on the dancefloor. She might feel a bit conscious of her boobs but she clearly isn't hyper-conscious of them - which I would hope is a sign that she's accepted what she now has and is relaxed about it, rather than the reverse.