We did this on the SCD forum and Im deciding to bring it here.

Basically its one of those stories which we start off with something and the next person adds to it, But it can be about ANYTHING! and you can Do what you want.

If that means Frankie gets hit over the head by Kelly or Janet getting a hair cut from Wagner its up to you!

I will start the story

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Once upon a time Frankie Cocozza was in his dressing room when suddenly Kitty came in and said...

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Carry the story on now

..."You wouldn't even attract a dead horse with that body". Frankie broke down in tears and yelled...

"Get out, you smell of soap and it's confusing me, I've never used the stuff!", Kitty left in a huff and went to see.......

Louis Walsh who kindly patted her on the shoulder and told her "Please leave I am watching my nude videos of 1 Direction at the moment please go see..."

and then kitty murdered all the contestants save Little Mix, Marcus and Johnny

But then Johnny found the Book Of The Dead and resurrected Frankie who got killed by Kitty.

A couple of days later, The Sun published an article portraying Kitty as a murderer, and then...

jedward abducted kitty on their spaceship

Whilst up in space Kitty put on her Britney Spears costume and re-enacted the Oops I did It again video...

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...which made them believe that, based on her performance,this must mean there is no talent on Earth,let alone intelligent life,so they sent her back in a pod where she was found by a marauding gang of...

Banana's.

Misha looked on the DS forums and was shocked to the bone to see the thread...

entitled 'The 1 Direction Appreciation Thread' because

..nobody really appreciates 1 Direction if they're honest. However...

FYD have been getting more popular, which caused...

a large outpour of grief when the one with glasses was swallowed whole by...

janet when she got in a hissy fit, and then...

Craig saw her read hair and thought is was giant carrot so decided to ask GAry....

Gary, can I eat that giant carrot? Gary said..

"Well Craig, if you do please clean up after yourself I want you looking as super fit as that Frankie" and Gary walked away leaving Craig....

in the room with Janet but just as he went to eat the giant carrot, in walked...

Tulisa, her eyes opened in shock as Craig started to munch the Giant Carrot and Janet let out a wail reminiscent of Enya on crack. Tulisa ran towards the gruesome sight only to...

...trip over Frankie who was passed out on the floor after a heavy night's drinking. Janet took advantage of this distraction to hit Craig over the head with her guitar, causing him to...

Let out an almighty fart which...

Blew up the entire X Factor House.