Originally Posted by
xxxtracyxxx:
“morgue eh no 
oh i see,you were tweeting some crackers during xfactor
i agreed with all of them
”
gosh im a bit afraid of you now tracy. I went off to get me dm kit prepared, i have made a list of what is required but would be glad of any advice.
1, Picture of much younger pretty blonde or brunette lady for me twitter page.
2. List of all his friends i can follow on twitter. and salivate over cos they know him.
3. List of all exes to remonstrate and rubbish them.
4. Twitter speak phrases, cor whorrrr and other sounds.
5. Access to fb to really let him know how dignified and beautiful he really is and that i truly and without question understand him even though lots of others dont and never will.
thats as far as i have got im sure theres plenty more.