LOL this is a little sad if true.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/...Barlow-s-gags/
Quote:
“GARY Barlow was accused of conning fans with his X Factor jokes and put-downs last night.
The telly judge uses top comic James Corden’s sidekick Ben Winston to write them.
Gary, 40, turned to Ben so he could shed his Mr Boring tag and be hailed the new Mr Nasty like Simon Cowell, 52.
But this will enrage X Factor fans as the panel’s remarks are supposed to be a spontaneous reaction to contestants’ performances.
Ben is the creative partner of Gavin and Stacey star Corden, 33.
The pair worked on the Smithy sketches for Comic Relief – which featured David Beckham, 36, and George Michael, 48 – the Sky1 comedy game show A League Of Their Own, and this year’s Take That Fake That skit.
The Take That frontman’s prize comments include:
“You look like something about to go in the oven” – to camp Johnny Robinson when he sang Cher’s Believe in a silver costume.
“Nu Vibe? You sounded more like No Vibe to me” – to the boyband who were the first act booted off by viewers.
“It’s ironic that most of the words in Russian end in off” – to a Russian rapper who failed to impress at the auditions.
“If you take singing lessons, make sure they have a refund policy” – to a very bad singer who vowed to improve if she went to boot camp.
“Things mature nicely like a red wine or a cheese. You’ve matured like a bad curry” – to obnoxious George Gerasimou, who had a go at Tulisa.
“If I shut my eyes I wouldn’t have known if that was a human being or an animal being strangled” – to a tuneless wannabe.
A source on the show said: “Since Gary was given the title head judge he wanted to make sure he matched Simon in the put- down stakes.
“He’s done a great job, and no wonder. He’s got his mate Ben, who’s very talented, to help out.
“But viewers might not be laughing now they know he’s fed some of the lines.”
A spokesman for Gary said: “Ben’s been a friend of Gary’s for years and, if anything, has just been giving him moral support. No-one is telling him what to do.””
“GARY Barlow was accused of conning fans with his X Factor jokes and put-downs last night.
The telly judge uses top comic James Corden’s sidekick Ben Winston to write them.
Gary, 40, turned to Ben so he could shed his Mr Boring tag and be hailed the new Mr Nasty like Simon Cowell, 52.
But this will enrage X Factor fans as the panel’s remarks are supposed to be a spontaneous reaction to contestants’ performances.
Ben is the creative partner of Gavin and Stacey star Corden, 33.
The pair worked on the Smithy sketches for Comic Relief – which featured David Beckham, 36, and George Michael, 48 – the Sky1 comedy game show A League Of Their Own, and this year’s Take That Fake That skit.
The Take That frontman’s prize comments include:
“You look like something about to go in the oven” – to camp Johnny Robinson when he sang Cher’s Believe in a silver costume.
“Nu Vibe? You sounded more like No Vibe to me” – to the boyband who were the first act booted off by viewers.
“It’s ironic that most of the words in Russian end in off” – to a Russian rapper who failed to impress at the auditions.
“If you take singing lessons, make sure they have a refund policy” – to a very bad singer who vowed to improve if she went to boot camp.
“Things mature nicely like a red wine or a cheese. You’ve matured like a bad curry” – to obnoxious George Gerasimou, who had a go at Tulisa.
“If I shut my eyes I wouldn’t have known if that was a human being or an animal being strangled” – to a tuneless wannabe.
A source on the show said: “Since Gary was given the title head judge he wanted to make sure he matched Simon in the put- down stakes.
“He’s done a great job, and no wonder. He’s got his mate Ben, who’s very talented, to help out.
“But viewers might not be laughing now they know he’s fed some of the lines.”
A spokesman for Gary said: “Ben’s been a friend of Gary’s for years and, if anything, has just been giving him moral support. No-one is telling him what to do.””
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/playlist/...Barlow-s-gags/
