1. Alex might have finally 'got' dancing, and, given the scoring, was undermarked
2. Harry didn't actually do much dancing for the 1st half of his routine - the second half was better though
3. Anita's kicks are horrible - it's like someone has fixed her ankle at 90 degrees
4. Despite myself, I'm really enjoying Russell's routines
5. Next time Len needs a holiday, get a proper judge in, not an overly botoxed American film 'star' who was in one sickly sentimental chick flick in the 80s and has done nothing of note since, and who sounded like a strangled cat every time she gave her (ludicrous) marks

1. Jennifer replaces Len +1

2. Jason tries to explain the Rumba and the way he explained it explains the way he danced it.

3. The judges want Harry for a fivesome - usually its a foursome.

4. Benny Hill does the Paso.

5. Westlife was a bit of quality and Brucie drove that point home.

1.Brucie's "What a popular couple" ... I'd love him to say "What an unpopular couple sometime"
2. Tess ignoring and talking over Kristina... ey up that's rood
3. Thought Brendan looked quite handsome.
4. Jennifer (baby) Grrrrrrrrrrray! Cringeworthy (and I did like her on ITT)
5. Bruno's perving over the male celebs is getting a bit creepy.

Someone please put Jennifer Grey in the corner and leave her there!

Hardly any memorable routines apart from Russell and Flavia

I could have done without Dirge Life on the Results show and Lulu one of the most ungracious exits ever seen - so glad she's gone!

I liked Aleesha's dress on the results show perhaps not the style so much but the colour really suited her.

I've defended Aliona in the past - I thought she was mostly great with Matt Baker but so far she's letting Harry down - either that or he's not as great a dancer as made out!

1. Jennifer Grey ... never was a surname so apt.
2. Lulu shows what an ignorant mare she is by not thanking Brendan and gyrating around on her own at the end.
3. Alesha needs to realise that it is unbecoming to almost let us see right up her chuff when chatting to Claudia.
4. Ola is turning into cucumber .... always repeating.
5. Craig was FAB - U - LOUS

1. Respect for Artem for dancing whilst injured and not letting Holly down

2. Loved Chelsee & Pasha's Charleston, which is saying something since I hate the Charleston normally!

3. WISH WISH WISH Anya (Pasha's long term pro partner)would be able to replace Aliona on the show

4. Respect for Brendan for handling the situation so well, in the face of that ungracious cow's incredibly rude and disrespectful exit

5. Loved Robbie's waltz and love Robbie! but wish he'd take criticism more graciously and cut the whinging if at times a dance hasn't been great and he doesn't get good scores.

1. Tess's broken record: 'Thank you so much, Jennifer, for deigning to grace us with your presence.

2. Robbie dances the way he played football - much happier with the more aggressive moves.

3. Holly was marginally more energetic, but even her energetic is laaaaaanguid.

4. This was the Saggy Middle show.

5. Funny how the VTs seemed aimed more and more at nursery-school age-groups, whilst the dance moves (viz Robbie's crutch-clasping last week) seem aimed more at the top shelves.

Hurrah for all of this, except the Robbie love bit. He's such a big wuss! However, I agree with your advice to him!

1. Bring Tom Bergeron over from Dancing with the Stars.
2. Bring Tristan McManus over from Dancing with the Stars.
3. The Love Panther used up all reserves of brain bleach.
4. Someone needs to tell Tess that looking like a tubular bandage isn't a good thing.
5. The judges should be issued with cattle prods to keep the dancers away.

How about big comedy hammers?

1. VT = Let's do a pointless OB and get you to behave like real tits.

2. Jason = Going downhill faster than Franz Klammer.

3. Anita = For God's sake eat a decent meal; you'll disappear by Xmas. And, just asking like - when did you become a 'national treasure'?

4. Tess = You're obviously upsetting the wardrobe department - stop it.

5. Lulu = Thank you for proving me right at last. I have loathed you since the 60's, but no one could see why.

Yes please

1. Has Audley mentioned the size of his feet.................?
2. Just when you thought Lulu was mellowing!
3. Jennifer who?
4. Tess - watch Claudia and learn!!!!!
5. Seriously - poorest standard of dancing this series - bring back Nancy.