I've always considered Strictly as similar to an enjoyable pantomime, with encouraged audience participation, hence all the booing.

So what characters do you think those appearing could play and in which pantomime?

Alesha, Cinderella.


Bruno and Craig, the ugly sisters.


Len, Buttons (though he's more like Mr 'odges the air raid warden in Dad's Army)

Bruce, Baron Hardup

Tess, The fairy godmother.

I'm sure there's many candidates for Prince Charming.



Russell could be Widow Twankey, (if it were Aladdin)

Audley - The giant from Jack & The Bean Stalk, but a nice version