Why do you want the monopoly?.

Well to be fair it wouldn't have taken very long, and with everyone else otherwise engaged on Glasgow Green, it was the perfect opportunity!

That's what I thought. I guess we can expect the Stone of Scone to turn up on Ebay any day now.

Nah, Brendan's doing a jig on it as we speak!

Excellent.

Nah, they're too busy trying to work out how to batter and deep fry a glass of scotch without the glass melting.

A highland fling surely. Tossing a caber and eating haggis while wearing a kilt with nothing under it. Watching fireworks.
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Oh the irony........

I know Lulu likes her men a lot younger but I feel really nauseous now. I don't think Brendan would go near her with James'.

And I don't know how many times I've told Brendan about tossing his caber in public!

I know but he had something to celebrate bless him. And let's face it, no Scots would have been around to see him - they're still making their way back from Glasgow.

Must be a bit boring having all the fireworks coloured green. Perhaps got a job lot cheap in Lidl.

They're going to be in mourning when they get home. A whole nation devastated. One minute there's 6 million of you on a green in Glasgow enjoying fireworks and no burgers, next there's a national disaster. How will they ever recover? The grief will be immense, we need to help them all through it!

I think the residents of Buckie are quite capable of drinking the town dry on their own.

(example)

Someone has perfect timing








Just not Lulu

The Glasgow branch?
You mean, there are other branches?

Do Scottish people not have mobile phones? If Scotland were supporting Lulu so passionately, as you claimed a couple of weeks ago, they could have voted for her regardless of whether they watched or not. The voting numbers don't change every week like on X Factor.

I think someone's just a little disappointed that their Scottish crusade has failed for another year. Trying to blame the BBC for that is not even worth a moment of my attention.

Only if you agree to follow the same rule.

I have to presume that this is not serious

Guy Fawkes is celebrated south of the border too, you know.

They were so mesmerised by them newfangled firework thingies that they forgot all about the botoxed song strangler.

Time travelling Scottish scientists latest :

Fawkes has agreed to move to mid-October to avoid clash with Diwali but no further. The Scots are fighting Lulus corner but will concede to June / July if necessary.

More news when we have it.

Most top boxers earn millions, surely they can afford to whack the redial button loads of times. I'm glad he's still in it though I think he needs tio put more ooommphh into his moves generally, take a leaf out of Robbie's book. Robbie started off very dissapointingly and then he started to deliver on the potential he seemed to have from when the stars where first revealed.

I would never call Bonfire/Guy Fawkes night a holiday wherever I lived. I'm glad when it's over!

Anyway the Scots already have Hogmanay and Rabbie Burns' Night - why should they get another holiday?

HA!!! I LOVE this post!

Very funny OP, I actually think some people took you serioulsy.

Actually I don't think the Scots like Lulu much, my husband is Scottish and a few years older than Lulu and he says she was never very well liked.