"No fool like an old fool"

If the album is Brucie's Greatest Hits it's going to be very, very short

rearrange the letters in "Hits" and you'll get there

i was there on sat night they do the results after a break not on sunday

I think everyone in Britain knows that.

It'll sell like hotcakes. Good for you Sir Bruce!

describes your post precisely.

Don't shatter my illusions. Bruce and Tess live together, with Widdy as their cook and they call Anton "Junior". Len is head butler and Bruno is the little boy that gets caught scrumping for apples.

As soon as he was anounced I hit the mute button and answered a call of nature so not only did I not have to cringe with hearing him, but also seeing him.

It can only be self-love on his part to crave such attention.

Sir Bruce is at his best add libbing, on the one show now.

I think this year will be Bruce's last - the 'Nicehood' and the album release and 70 years in the business (as he keeps reminding us and reminding us). It will all be a bit 'same again?' after this so it looks like he's finishing off.

She did actually sing on the show once. I remember because it was just after I had suggested it on this forum, but whether that had anything to do with it I don't know.

But how do you stop a man who even takes the place of the groom in someone else's wedding photo?

Maybe the photographer thought it was a good idea. Otherwise, shame on you, Brucie, seeing you already have a sexy wife (and where's she in the photo???).

He keeps his wife out of his "act."

Unlike Terry Wigon who used to often mention on his radio programme something that "Lady Wogan" did or said.

That was probably a staged photo for the media, by a press photographer, there would have been plenty of photos taken of the bride and groom by the actual wedding photographer