i believe that cannonball was there 
Stu and Michelle split up!
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Originally Posted by john-john:
“Having watched them being interviewed at that "award" ceremony, both of them responding like drugged up zombies, I would conclude that these two cardboard cut out idiots deserve each other totally.
She, we all know, is a greedy, soulless wannabe with no talent and no redeeming features - quite ugly and plastic looking, with an astounding inability to say anything of any interest now that she's got the 15 minutes of fame she's been craving all her twisted life.
He, though, is even worse than he was in the house, if that's possible. He was dressed like Noel Edmunds Junior and had all the charisma of a shop dummy, mumbling something about "love". I've said in the past that he's a good looking guy, but somehow deeply unattractive - he comes over as a total and complete prat.
There you go - two people who would have done anything for a bit of fame, yet once the camera gets stuck in their face they show that they have absolutely nothing to offer. Two of the emptiest , most worthless shells ever to parade themselves on televison.
This car crash TV couple should stick together - it will save two other innocent single people having their lives blighted by ever pairing up with either of them.
Just think, there's a man out there free of a psycho bunny boiler slapper, and there's some intelligent girl out there who doesn't have that limp blanket trailing around after her like a 9 year old.
These two people, whoever they are, are the real winners of BB5.”
“Having watched them being interviewed at that "award" ceremony, both of them responding like drugged up zombies, I would conclude that these two cardboard cut out idiots deserve each other totally.
She, we all know, is a greedy, soulless wannabe with no talent and no redeeming features - quite ugly and plastic looking, with an astounding inability to say anything of any interest now that she's got the 15 minutes of fame she's been craving all her twisted life.
He, though, is even worse than he was in the house, if that's possible. He was dressed like Noel Edmunds Junior and had all the charisma of a shop dummy, mumbling something about "love". I've said in the past that he's a good looking guy, but somehow deeply unattractive - he comes over as a total and complete prat.
There you go - two people who would have done anything for a bit of fame, yet once the camera gets stuck in their face they show that they have absolutely nothing to offer. Two of the emptiest , most worthless shells ever to parade themselves on televison.
This car crash TV couple should stick together - it will save two other innocent single people having their lives blighted by ever pairing up with either of them.
Just think, there's a man out there free of a psycho bunny boiler slapper, and there's some intelligent girl out there who doesn't have that limp blanket trailing around after her like a 9 year old.
These two people, whoever they are, are the real winners of BB5.”
So you think they shouldn't split up there hater?
BB couples who formed a relationship in the house have a history of being successful.
Lee and Sophie and Paul and Helen come to mind. Even Tom and Claire were reasonably successful, even though they've split up now but they don't really count because they didn't start their relationship during their time in the house.
Lee and Sophie and Paul and Helen come to mind. Even Tom and Claire were reasonably successful, even though they've split up now but they don't really count because they didn't start their relationship during their time in the house.
Originally Posted by Informer:
“So you think they shouldn't split up there hater?”
“So you think they shouldn't split up there hater?”
That's right hater, I think they should definitely not split up.
I think that's what my post said.
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“Gosh, some people hate being wrong, don't they.”
“Gosh, some people hate being wrong, don't they.”
I would imagine it would be an awful feeling, but then I really wouldn't know.
Originally Posted by john-john:
“That's right hater, I think they should definitely not split up.
I think that's what my post said.”
“That's right hater, I think they should definitely not split up.
I think that's what my post said.”
No, your post was the usual mix of superlatives and ranting with hardly any relevance to the original question.
Do you do debate?
Originally Posted by Cannonball:
“, noticed Nadia (looking absolutely stunning incidentally)”
“, noticed Nadia (looking absolutely stunning incidentally)”
As I haven't had a dig for a while
I find it very hard to imagine Nadia looking stunning, without the age long friend of alcohol (about 15 pints of beer should do)
As they say "Beer - helping ugly people have sex since 1694", I would still have a lot to learn without the help of beer.
Back on topic however - I really hope that Michelle and Stu don't split up. Not because I like either of them, no just so it will get them out of the papers quicker. Unfortunately I think a woman as ruthless as Michelle appears to be, will split up with him to get more money from selling her story.
Originally Posted by Informer:
“No, your post was the usual mix of superlatives and ranting with hardly any relevance to the original question.
Do you do debate?”
“No, your post was the usual mix of superlatives and ranting with hardly any relevance to the original question.
Do you do debate?”
"Debate" is rather a grand term when referring to the pros and cons of the continuing existence of some worthless wannabes, doncha think?
Informer, you really want to chill out a bit.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“michelle and stuart are in love and will continue to be for a long time
well done chicken”
“michelle and stuart are in love and will continue to be for a long time
well done chicken”
Michelle and Stuart are feeding of each others fame nutrients and will continue to until OK Mag punts them out.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“michelle and stuart are in love and will continue to be for a long time
well done chicken”
“michelle and stuart are in love and will continue to be for a long time
well done chicken”
Aw Chris, bless.
Michelle and Stuart really do make your life worth living, don't they?
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Michelle and Stuart are feeding of each others fame nutrients and will continue to until OK Mag punts them out.”
“Michelle and Stuart are feeding of each others fame nutrients and will continue to until OK Mag punts them out.”
May I say, that's a lovely way of putting it. I hope you don't mind, but I'm planning to use the phrase "fame nutrients" at the earliest available opportunity.
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Michelle and Stuart are feeding of each others fame nutrients and will continue to until OK Mag punts them out.”
“Michelle and Stuart are feeding of each others fame nutrients and will continue to until OK Mag punts them out.”
I quite like "until OK Mag punts them out" as well btw, but it might be harder to weave into the kind of conversations I usually have.
Originally Posted by john-john:
“Aw Chris, bless. Michelle and Stuart really do make your life worth living, don't they?”
“Aw Chris, bless.
Michelle and Stuart really do make your life worth living, don't they?”
michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
not long until the panto
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Is it wrong to suggest that Michelle and Stu are whoring themselves to fame?
No.”
“Is it wrong to suggest that Michelle and Stu are whoring themselves to fame?
No.”
Of course it's not. I was simply appreciating the flair with which you executed your suggestion. (there really ought to be a 'I'm not being sarky' smilie)
Originally Posted by collymoresdog:
“Is it wrong to suggest that Michelle and Stu are whoring themselves to fame?
No.”
“Is it wrong to suggest that Michelle and Stu are whoring themselves to fame?
No.”
You can suggest you have a purpose on this forum if you like.. doesn't make it true..
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
not long until the panto”
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
not long until the panto”
I have every confidence in Michelle's forthcoming panto season...she will play the rear end of the pantomine horse with style and panache I'm sure
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
”
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
”
Oh, God love you.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
not long until the panto”
“michelle makes my time worth living she definately made my summer a great one
not long until the panto”
Glad to hear it, you must be easily pleased
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“no they are very happy together good luck to them both”
“no they are very happy together good luck to them both”
chris, you're missing the point. When they split up, she'll be a free agent, down in the dumps a bit maybe, needing a little bit of attention and, dare I say it, unconditional, puppy-like devotion... See where I'm going with this?
You don't want that Stuart hanging about. I bet he doesn't treat her right. Not like you would...
Originally Posted by batgirl:
“chris, you're missing the point. When they split up, she'll be a free agent, down in the dumps a bit maybe, needing a little bit of attention and, dare I say it, unconditional, puppy-like devotion... See where I'm going with this? You don't want that Stuart hanging about. I bet he doesn't treat her right. Not like you would...”
“chris, you're missing the point. When they split up, she'll be a free agent, down in the dumps a bit maybe, needing a little bit of attention and, dare I say it, unconditional, puppy-like devotion... See where I'm going with this?
You don't want that Stuart hanging about. I bet he doesn't treat her right. Not like you would...”
I think chris and meme would make a lovely couple.
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