Maybe DJ should offer to give Nancy private AT lessons so that he can ask her directly...

What does she do?

She gets inside men's heads. Even your's DJ.

Yeah, but at least they do stuff.

They may do it nadly, annoyingly, stupidly even, but at least we know what it is.

Nancy? Not a sausage.

Does she have to do anything for a living?
The TV is full of so called celebrities with no talent whatever.
I remember a woman who streaked at Lords who bagged(or was it debagged) one.
There have always been women who make best use of their assets attracting rich men. They don't need to do any real work although they could probably make passable actresses.
Why does it bother you?

Shags famous men.

phoebe don't tempt me - please don't. At best I might get a warning and at worst a ban.

you luff her.

i can tell.

A role model for all our daughters then...

BTW, she danced (well, stood) with her legs apart like she was riding a bike.

Sewing ze pants of all of yoo, vor inflammation of karakter.

Problem is, she really isn't funny. This thread is, though!

She a holda the secrets ofa da yoouniverse.

Shea knowsa. Shea knowsa thingsa you don'ta know. Onea daya you will seea. You laugha now. Youa nota laugha later. Thisa you willa see.

Dephny , absoloo , certly .

It's a crush.

Seriously, I'm just geniunely surprised that someone can be famous, on a continuous basis, for literally doing nothing apart from issuing press releases.

And yes, I'm a bit annoyed that she is having a go at Alesha; God knows we can slag Alesha off for many things, but compared to Nancy, Alesha's a productive genius.

Wow, are you sure you are NOT Nancy?!

She was on This Week (after Question Time) last week, being her usual dippy self when being asked questions, then laughing with Alan Johnson (a labour MP), who said he's friends with her and implied she was just putting on an act.

ps. If I had legs like hers I'd show them off too.

If she fancies politics there might be a job vacancy in Italy shortly though the mind boggles about what her equivalent of bunga bunga might be.

I think she may have invented bunga bunga parties. She claims to have 'worked' on his election campaign in the '90s.

Right.....

What does Nancy do for a living? Generate publicity. Her latest "tale" is that Sven thought she was having an affair with Tony Blair, as did Cherie. She did nothing to correct Sven's assumption because she wanted to keep him on his toes.

She also said shehad five miscarriages, including two with Sven. But she was relieved after each one because she did not think she would make a good mother. WHY keep getting pregnant them Nancy? (Not that I actually believe a word of that bit).

The interesting thing is the quotes are flowing and clear, not her usual mumbled garbage. This was in the DM, but other papers are also covering it today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml

Nancy is destined for pantomime.

Seaside town style.

Oh no she isn't...

Where and what part is she playing?


Is Trevor N directing?

'Now is the winter of our discontent..'

'Oh, no it isn't'.....

"She's behind you!"

Last thing I heard she had a new toy boy in tow. Not bad for a woman of 68.

And an on/off relationship with Trev.

Most surreal comment of the day!

I say she's a cracker for a hundred and two...