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What does Nancy actually do?
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mimi dlc
07-11-2011
Originally Posted by Vivacious Lady:
“DJ, I am wondering if you have a crushette on Nancy? Is it that those high heels are so finely suited to a passionate argentine tango?

Such is the mesmerising mystery around her and what she does,you are starting threads about her after she has long left strictly (well ok a week after - but this is after all Lulu week).”

Maybe DJ should offer to give Nancy private AT lessons so that he can ask her directly...
phoebefair
07-11-2011
What does she do?

She gets inside men's heads. Even your's DJ.
DavidJames
07-11-2011
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“What does Alex do? Sit on her arse all day talking about badgers to Engelbert Humperdink. What does Audley do? Lose boxing matches. What does Holly do? Actually...what does Holly do?

They're none of them rocket surgeons let's face it.”

Yeah, but at least they do stuff.

They may do it nadly, annoyingly, stupidly even, but at least we know what it is.

Nancy? Not a sausage.
bobajot
07-11-2011
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“I mean, for a living?

To earn, you know, money?

Seriously, anyone? ”

Does she have to do anything for a living?
The TV is full of so called celebrities with no talent whatever.
I remember a woman who streaked at Lords who bagged(or was it debagged) one.
There have always been women who make best use of their assets attracting rich men. They don't need to do any real work although they could probably make passable actresses.
Why does it bother you?
Ignazio
07-11-2011
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“I mean, for a living?

To earn, you know, money?

Seriously, anyone? ”

Shags famous men.
Ignazio
07-11-2011
Originally Posted by phoebefair:
“What does she do?

She gets inside men's heads.
Even your's DJ.”

phoebe don't tempt me - please don't. At best I might get a warning and at worst a ban.
primer
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by DavidJames:
“Yeah, but at least they do stuff.

They may do it nadly, annoyingly, stupidly even, but at least we know what it is.

Nancy? Not a sausage.”

you luff her.

i can tell.
ImpossibleLady
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by ladygardener:
“What does she do?

She wears dresses that show off her legs.

She sits with her skirts pulled up so that she shows off her legs.

She went on Strictly so that she could show off her legs.”

A role model for all our daughters then...

BTW, she danced (well, stood) with her legs apart like she was riding a bike.
breppo
08-11-2011
Sewing ze pants of all of yoo, vor inflammation of karakter.
cosmic dancer
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by Abbasolutely 40:
“A friend of hers once said her English is far better than she likes to let on, and Dell'Olio quickly agrees, "Yes, definitely. It's part of the being funny, it's just a game."”

Problem is, she really isn't funny. This thread is, though!
ESPIONdansant
08-11-2011
She a holda the secrets ofa da yoouniverse.

Shea knowsa. Shea knowsa thingsa you don'ta know. Onea daya you will seea. You laugha now. Youa nota laugha later. Thisa you willa see.
Abbasolutely 40
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“She a holda the secrets ofa da yoouniverse.

Shea knowsa. Shea knowsa thingsa you don'ta know. Onea daya you will seea. You laugha now. Youa nota laugha later. Thisa you willa see.”

Dephny , absoloo , certly .
DavidJames
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by primer:
“you luff her.

i can tell.”

It's a crush.

Seriously, I'm just geniunely surprised that someone can be famous, on a continuous basis, for literally doing nothing apart from issuing press releases.

And yes, I'm a bit annoyed that she is having a go at Alesha; God knows we can slag Alesha off for many things, but compared to Nancy, Alesha's a productive genius.
SCD-Observer
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by ESPIONdansant:
“She a holda the secrets ofa da yoouniverse.

Shea knowsa. Shea knowsa thingsa you don'ta know. Onea daya you will seea. You laugha now. Youa nota laugha later. Thisa you willa see.”

Wow, are you sure you are NOT Nancy?!
ladygardener
08-11-2011
She was on This Week (after Question Time) last week, being her usual dippy self when being asked questions, then laughing with Alan Johnson (a labour MP), who said he's friends with her and implied she was just putting on an act.

ps. If I had legs like hers I'd show them off too.
lundavra
08-11-2011
If she fancies politics there might be a job vacancy in Italy shortly though the mind boggles about what her equivalent of bunga bunga might be.
fancynancy
08-11-2011
Originally Posted by lundavra:
“If she fancies politics there might be a job vacancy in Italy shortly though the mind boggles about what her equivalent of bunga bunga might be.”

I think she may have invented bunga bunga parties. She claims to have 'worked' on his election campaign in the '90s.

Right.....
*stargazer*
13-11-2011
What does Nancy do for a living? Generate publicity. Her latest "tale" is that Sven thought she was having an affair with Tony Blair, as did Cherie. She did nothing to correct Sven's assumption because she wanted to keep him on his toes.

She also said shehad five miscarriages, including two with Sven. But she was relieved after each one because she did not think she would make a good mother. WHY keep getting pregnant them Nancy? (Not that I actually believe a word of that bit).

The interesting thing is the quotes are flowing and clear, not her usual mumbled garbage. This was in the DM, but other papers are also covering it today.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...=feeds-newsxml
holly berry
13-11-2011
Nancy is destined for pantomime.

Seaside town style.
*stargazer*
13-11-2011
Originally Posted by holly berry:
“Nancy is destined for pantomime.

Seaside town style.”

Oh no she isn't...
ewoodie
13-11-2011
Originally Posted by holly berry:
“Nancy is destined for pantomime.

Seaside town style.”

Where and what part is she playing?


Is Trevor N directing?

'Now is the winter of our discontent..'

'Oh, no it isn't'.....
*stargazer*
13-11-2011
Originally Posted by ewoodie:
“Where and what part is she playing?


Is Trevor N directing?

'Now is the winter of our discontent..'

'Oh, no it isn't'.....”

"She's behind you!"

Last thing I heard she had a new toy boy in tow. Not bad for a woman of 68.
ewoodie
13-11-2011
Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“"She's behind you!"

Last thing I heard she had a new toy boy in tow. Not bad for a woman of 68. ”

And an on/off relationship with Trev.
floopy123
13-11-2011
Quote:
“What does Alex do? Sit on her arse all day talking about badgers to Engelbert Humperdink.”

Most surreal comment of the day!
lynxmale
13-11-2011
Originally Posted by *stargazer*:
“Last thing I heard she had a new toy boy in tow. Not bad for a woman of 68. ”

I say she's a cracker for a hundred and two...
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