So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?
This Is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread ** 2011 - Part 10 **
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Originally Posted by sofakat:
“OK. Stop, just stop, OK? Or I may have to kill you.....”
“OK. Stop, just stop, OK? Or I may have to kill you.....”
But in a FUN way, when FUN = amount of engery expended x amount of hours trained ...
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
Don't try it on a puddle - you'll get a Robbie or a James
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
I'll try anything if it looks like him and who the hell cast Arthur and Guinivere?
They're so meh looking. All the characters cast in later series are really hot, all the originals are very average looking.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“OMG, swimming in drool watching Lancelot in Merlin, he's nearly as hot as Gwaine.
”
“OMG, swimming in drool watching Lancelot in Merlin, he's nearly as hot as Gwaine.
”
Must admit I quite like Gwaine myself.
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“Don't try it on a puddle - you'll get a Robbie or a James”
“Don't try it on a puddle - you'll get a Robbie or a James
”
*snigger*
The lance roadie is quite cute.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“OK. Stop, just stop, OK? Or I may have to kill you.....”
“OK. Stop, just stop, OK? Or I may have to kill you.....”
*evil chuckle*
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“I didn't watch it but surely if Jason's jive was the work of utter genius that it was proclaimed to be last week then he should have won. And not be the utter turd that came about 4th or so?
I mean he had the distinct advantage of having jive then charleston so that swing should have been amazing after the scores and comments he got this and last week, so what happened?”
“I didn't watch it but surely if Jason's jive was the work of utter genius that it was proclaimed to be last week then he should have won.
And not be the utter turd that came about 4th or so?I mean he had the distinct advantage of having jive then charleston so that swing should have been amazing after the scores and comments he got this and last week, so what happened?
”
He performed an act of Dance Vampirism and sucked the very soul from the Charleston.
Plus he was out of time and leaden-footed, but that's a given.
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“Jase basically reprised his jive for the swingathon <shudder> as well. Definitely saw the bit he taught Vincent-slash-went wrong any way.”
“Jase basically reprised his jive for the swingathon <shudder> as well. Definitely saw the bit he taught Vincent-slash-went wrong any way.”
So he should have won even more emphatically then? Seeing as that jive is the best dance we've seen since St Jill of Halfpenny and it was only that two steps out of sync that stopped it from being the best dance EVAH! IN THE WORLD! EVAH!
I'm glad I missed it, it was bad enough having to watch the dross the first time.
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“But in a FUN way, when FUN = amount of engery expended x amount of hours trained ...”
“But in a FUN way, when FUN = amount of engery expended x amount of hours trained ...”
And don't forget the Blue Steel style Fun Face! That's a true indicator of FUN!! So maybe:
(energy expended x hours trained) + litres of sweat / Variations of Greyson patented Faces O' Fun
Or something ...
Originally Posted by Ferfichkin:
“He performed an act of Dance Vampirism and sucked the very soul from the Charleston.
Plus he was out of time and leaden-footed, but that's a given.”
“He performed an act of Dance Vampirism and sucked the very soul from the Charleston.
Plus he was out of time and leaden-footed, but that's a given.”
Not if you go out there it's not. If you go out there
then he's just your 'umble 'ard worker with the grace of a gazelle and the sense of fun of Tommy Cooper and it's just us bitter old jealous hags that can't see him for the heir to Margot Fonteyne that he really is! Jeez, I want to vomit!
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“Not if you go out there it's not. If you go out there then he's just your 'umble 'ard worker with the grace of a gazelle and the sense of fun of Tommy Cooper and it's just us bitter old jealous hags that can't see him for the heir to Margot Fonteyne that he really is! Jeez, I want to vomit! ”
“Not if you go out there it's not. If you go out there
then he's just your 'umble 'ard worker with the grace of a gazelle and the sense of fun of Tommy Cooper and it's just us bitter old jealous hags that can't see him for the heir to Margot Fonteyne that he really is! Jeez, I want to vomit! ”
Oh yes, he's a real Gene Kelly and .... oh god, I can't even finish typing that even with my sarcasm firmly in place.
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
Very sweet, but very stupid....
Um. Is there a catalogue?
Originally Posted by Ferfichkin:
“Oh yes, he's a real Gene Kelly and .... oh god, I can't even finish typing that even with my sarcasm firmly in place.”
“Oh yes, he's a real Gene Kelly and .... oh god, I can't even finish typing that even with my sarcasm firmly in place.”
I'd say more Craig Kelly!
I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
Thanks for summing up my feelings exactly tabithakitten- in fact most of what I shouted during the show made the cats blush- let alone what polite company would have done!
How were James and Alex not out first in the swingathon- I wouldn't want to be James tonight judging by the look on Ola's face!
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
I wonder how many triple word scores that will get in Scrabble?
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
“I have people round and can't stop long but I would just like to say
Crapcrapcrapittycrapcrapolacrapsh1tb0ll0cks.
There may be more to follow later (if I've drunk enough/can be @rsed) but basically, that's about it.”
No excuses. I don't give a !£$%^%!! how smashed you are - or how hung over in the morrow, I'm expecting the TK run down as usual.
Splendid. As you were. Hic.
Originally Posted by FelineFantastic:
“How were James and Alex not out first in the swingathon- I wouldn't want to be James tonight judging by the look on Ola's face!”
“How were James and Alex not out first in the swingathon- I wouldn't want to be James tonight judging by the look on Ola's face!”
I think, like me, the judges had forgotten they were there.
Originally Posted by Muggsy:
“I think, like me, the judges had forgotten they were there.”
“I think, like me, the judges had forgotten they were there.”
The judges just basically gave us their finishing order with an added 'oh, yeah, Alex is still bopping away at the back' <slaps forehead> didn't they.
Originally Posted by ElectraPalatine:
“Ah, is it wrong that I fancy John Hurt's voice?
Off before this utter twaddle rots my brain any more than strickly has already.
Ah, they've made Genevieve into a servant have they? Dear sweet holy pc hell. I'm off”
“Ah, is it wrong that I fancy John Hurt's voice?
Off before this utter twaddle rots my brain any more than strickly has already.
Ah, they've made Genevieve into a servant have they? Dear sweet holy pc hell. I'm off”
Nope. Or if it is wrong, then I'm wrong too.
Originally Posted by Wiskas:
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
“So Morgana chucks a coin into the lake and a naked man rises out of the water?
hmmmmm .... wonder if it would work on the duckpond?”
Hmmm, I have several loughs in the area. One of them is bound to turn up something good, yes?
Originally Posted by Ferfichkin:
“Oh yes, he's a real Gene Kelly and .... oh god, I can't even finish typing that even with my sarcasm firmly in place.”
“Oh yes, he's a real Gene Kelly and .... oh god, I can't even finish typing that even with my sarcasm firmly in place.”
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Hmmm, I have several loughs in the area. One of them is bound to turn up something good, yes?”
“Hmmm, I have several loughs in the area. One of them is bound to turn up something good, yes?”
Gotta be a better bet than the local duckpond.
Originally Posted by mindyann:
“The judges just basically gave us their finishing order with an added 'oh, yeah, Alex is still bopping away at the back' <slaps forehead> didn't they.”
“The judges just basically gave us their finishing order with an added 'oh, yeah, Alex is still bopping away at the back' <slaps forehead> didn't they.”
They needed people to swap places so the swing-my-dick wasn't as pointless as it was last year, but they wanted to avoid ties because they badly need to saw off one of the worst dancers. Is my theory. So Alex was crowbarred in there to push Jason down a bit further.
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