But i'll offer you Artem plus a vat of whipped cream

Don't I get bonus time for being the one <gags Kmc1978 > to bring him to general notice?

OI!!!!!!

As well as or instead of?

I'm going for as well as!

<angelic smilie>

Instead of.

Keep trying to jump the queue and i'll send Widdy and Greyson around with the whipped cream instead

Awwww, Audley's the thread pet! But mainly because we think he's got cute dimples and looks good with his dreads down.

It's not his fault that Natalie is not telling him that he's shite. And to be fair, he is trying hard and he's as good as he's ever going to be. He's just not a natural dancer and at least Audley remembers his routine, can't remember that happening much with Nancy or Lulu to be fair.

But welcome hun and a great unappreciate even if I slightly disagree. Come back anytime for a vent.

S'alright the comedy effect of the two of them trying to carry a vat of cream around is worth it for me! Sort of like Widow Twanky and Widow Wanky!

Don't make me post the NotClooney dances again

Nope still laughing at the widows!

There'd be about 1/2" cream left in vat by time I went to use it with the differences in their height!

But Artem and Tristan in 1/2" cream - yummy!

You're good

oh no!


thanks. but its just not the same if y'all gonna STICK UP FOR HIM

/shambles off in the general direction of rant city central aka general discussion forum....

Why the hell aren't all the 'Lulu' threads buried on about page 10 by now?

Awwwwww honey come back, post again and we'll all agree with you this time!

I can appreciate that he's deluded and his size 17 feet and threatening to beat Craig up stopped being funny weeks ago, but he's one of the few decent ones in there and he's got cute dimples.

Hmmm *reminds herself to ask hubby how to photoshop pictures of Austins head onto Widdy and Greysons bodies*

Oh, don't go

That's the beauty of unappreciation - you can say what you like and unappreciate what you want, even if you think no one agrees with you (and you know, someone actually will!!)

I like your style.

I was going to suggest Tristan is tough enough to take all of us, but on second thought we don't want him with any permanent damage.


Psst. Threaten to send Widdy and Greyson around with Craig Kelly in a vat a whipped cream and you may just put her off entirely.



OK, scrap what I said before. I've just got a mental image... mmmmmm.

Also unappreciating the low necklines exposing non-cleavage of droopy boobs.

Last week I believe it was an intricate necklace pointing straight at them; this week it was her poppy.

Gosh, what's with all these flying kimonos everywhere with two (sleeping?) bodies of heaving male flesh lying in the ornate bath tub, soaked in double cream?

DOTs party again I see. *leaves quietly*

Can you ask him to photoshop Widdy's face onto Austin's body preferably doing a Latin. Just the thought is making me crack up!

I think I'm delirious on lack of sleep and too much exercise!

Makes a change from your Pasha parties for two!

We haven't had a good letching session in ages, push me today and I'll post loads of photos of naked sportsmen!

Actually, the less of people lusting after Pasha the better. Can't believe I will be this possessive of my crush, but such is life I supposed.

Go enjoy your party. I am the sort that can't eat anything dairy any more (health reasons) so I don't understand this double cream on hunk of meat madness.

You wouldn't dare! No, really, you wouldn't.

Push. Push

<nudge nudge>

Italian footballers in their underwear anyone?

Naked rugby players? I thought so!

June - my personal favourite, although little Nick's not looking that happy!

That should keep you busy for a while!