Michel Roux Jnr - and I'll take personal care of him

Silly tart.

It's a splendid idea. Anything to make you happy dear.

I bet you will. I adore the man too

Hummmmmmm We'll see about that

Maybe if I can look after Rene Redzepi if he pops in for a visit ... I've carried a bit of a candle for him for a good couple of years

Y'see I don't drink (a teetotaler) but now I can have fun watching the drinks being made instead.

I had to google him, but I can now completely understand your interest in him He's awful nice, young Rene!

You have no shame, have you?

Whatever do you mean? *acts innocently*

He is rather lovely as well, and a top bloke.

Ummm, back on topic, errrrr, bet Michel and Rene are both better dancers then the ridiculous Rhodes man (apologies to any who got flashbacks from that mention )

I've asked Hugo to rustle up a dirty old mac for you to wear. He's not happy, but it makes a change from sodding kimonos.

Oh hang on, they were my idea. Silly moo

Thanks for the macs, I could never really wear the kimonos, I don't have an inner Janet though I am willing to go gay for Pasha.

Stays strong

And they wouldn't feel the urge to play the Theremin on their partner

Unappreciating the thought of The Trip To The Vet this afternoon. All hell will break loose. William is not a stupid cat, even though he pretends to be senile when it suits him. He knows: he is in a deep funk. He also didn't get his drugs today so he's tetchy as hell.

At least we've done the urine bit, although watching a cat discover there is no litter in his tray and he is peeing on naked plastic is guaranteed to make you feel like the meanest Cat Owner on the planet

Test tube in fridge, cat carrier in hallway, sulking cat under my bed. Wish me luck

OOh good luck sofs and William.
Hopefully he'll be talking to you again later.

Monkseal is completely the funniest thing I have ever read ever this week. That is all.

Can I just unappreciate that my princess pug who is on heat at the moment is furiously humping my leg as I type ?

I read last night that Harry's girlfriend didn't speak to him after his tango with Aliona as she was overcome by a bout of the green eyed monster.

Silly bint.

Maybe Harry never bite her like he did with Aliona during their whoopie sessions?

Hello! Long-time lurker just popping in to appreciate your unappreciation. This thread is an oasis of sanity and perspective in the SCD forum. And it makes me laugh. Lots. So thank you.

If I can find my kimono I may pop in again. I wouldn't want to trouble Hugo for a new one. If he's like my own Hugo (age 6 and already quite the fashbitch), he'll totally unappreciate me asking him to do anything.

Welcome Welcome.

Sofakat - good luck with the getting-William-in-the-box-and-to-the-vet! And hope all goes well when you get there. I have three cats (plus an extra one - took in a stray at the weekend which needed trip to vet to be unblocked, if you get my meaning), so I know just what it's like!

Aged 6 and cool already? Smart boy. He may have to be nominated for another Mini-DOT honorary title

Thank you! Unblocked? Oh da poor pud! You are a Catfairy godmother

Our best wishes to William.

Score 5 points if he bites the vet,
score 2 points if he scratches the vet,
score 10 points for each time you hand-bag a passer-by who asks if your dear little pussy is unwell.

Ewwwww, God no. Lovely boy, but no! No mixing drinks, no peanuts, just no!

I'd rather have Audley, hair down, dimples showing, fank you!

Oooh, I'll join anything for a free cookie! Especially if it's given to me by Cookie Monster, I love Cookie Monster, in fact he can be a barman - great line in snacks!

William, behave at the vets!

Welcome Cazalet!