He is way cool, if being obsessed with Barbie is cool. He would adore to be a Mini-DOT and already does a mean cha cha cha (usually in front of the TV while I'm watching SCD).


My other son (aged 4) has cookie monster slippers. He spends most of SCD saying 'you hate that one's hair, don't you Mummy?'. Who on earth could he mean?!

Thank you for the welcome.

I have an Irish vet with a very droll sense of humour. No one messes with her! Not even William.

Lovely to have more DOTs, plus mini-DOTS, on board - especially cha cha cha-ing ones

Good luck to sofakat and William

We're back. No scratches and no blood, but lord did he make a racket Howling like a banshee when she cut his nails after all the tests.

The vet eyed him kindly, carried on snipping and said, 'that's right, swear away! let it all out!' When we came out into reception everyone stared at us in horror. William simpered at them

He's on a new drug regime now, and is sprawled under the bed like a drunken sailor, high on pain killers, having stuffed himself with his favourite food, cunningly laced with Tramadol by his sneaky owner.

I feel like a drug dealer

Glimpse of Ourleona in training with young Harry, supposedly doing the AT

Hah. What AT? Very odd and incomprehensible movements going on - mostly invollving her. Harry? Oh, he's just turning endlessly in a circle while she flits about like a demented squirrel war dancing around a tree. Are we surpised?

They'll dance it to Agadoo... it's a classic AT song in Ourleonas custard addled mind

*sniggers*

Well done William.

I re-watched last year's AT offering by the mad bat and she is running true to form because there wasn't much AT going on there.

Welcome to all new DOTs and mini DOTs.

I'm going to regret putting this in writing because I might not be feeling so mellow later on and change my mind, but I am warming to Jason, slightly. Still want to kick Robbie up the *rse though.

Did anyone have 'injure your pro so badly they have to get another eliminated pro to stand in' on bingo? How many bonus points is it worth?

No sign of dead nans yet, in fact we've only seen Chelseeeepet's nan at all which is ok, isn't it?

no really Jason and warmth the words just dont go together. he is grey cold and completely robotic

Poor Artem looked befuddled with painkillers!

he coiuld join this thread happily , sarcastic, cynical and running on strong painkillers we have to issue a formal invitation and lay out a spanking new Kimono

I couldn't get past the spanking to read the rest of that post.

Tonight I'd like to unappreciate the view that greyson's Rumba was under-appreciated by the judges...or anyone else for that matter.

It's just that I fail to see how a Rumba can be considered a success if it has technical merit but is performed with all the feeling of a middle-aged dad putting an airfix kit together

Don't go out there and say that, you'll get battered!

lol

Thanks for the tip. I'm not in an argumentative mood tonight so I'll follow your advice

Maybe tomorrow

I'd personally like to unappreciate the fact that Audley's tongue (which I hadn't even noticed, just his lovely smile) came in for public criticism from Craig (didn't he go on about it?!), but Jason's repulsive mugging has never even been mentioned as far as I can recall.

Ha ha. Go on - I dare you! Go and paddle around in the "Well!" thread with your thoughts on Greyson's rumba.

And with his bl88dy arm flung out straight like in all the other dances- why does no one mention how bad his arms and hands are??
Oh probably cos they can't see passed Ourleona in full whirling dervish mode- do you think there is a real baton that was passed to her by Camiknickers on her way out the door?!

Finished unappreciating now- may go back to the not really an appreciation of Pasha thread (May need to save him from SCD-O's cage poor lamb!)

I just read somewhere that another one of McFly is doing I'm A Hasbeen. Would it be stirring to ask if having two McFly guys on differing shows will split the massive McFly vote?

So because you were such a massive wuss, I opened my mouth. Maybe too late to grab my ankles.

Which one? Danny? He has previous, he did that Opera thingy.

This. So much.

Nope, not him. Not the blonde one either. Dougie?

Yeah, just looked, it's Dougie. I'm surprised, he's just out of rehab, so wouldn't have thought it was the best place for him. Listen to me, sounding like a McFly fanatic! I'm not, but I do think Dougie is really sweet.

And the intensiveness is contagious by the look of it , Kristina is a tad intense this year and a bit OTT in her needing to know the pros all loved the Rumba .

There is something just not quite right about Jason , a complete lack of joi de vivre , a lack of any hint of fun , a lack of any iota of awareness of his blessed boring bloody emotionless void .