But ... *splutter* .... But!!

We live in a DEMOCRACY!!!!11! By god we fought the Nazis so I could maintain my right to post completely and utterly uninformed bollocks on message boards! And to out others as the jellus hatahs they are, the socialist swine!

Have a sudden urge to paint my face blue and start bellowing YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM (to witter on about anything we want)

Can I SERIOUSLY unappreciate that Artem is partnered with bliddy Nancy Delusional on tour and I've bin and gone and got a ticket already!!!! :mad

What a bliddy waste of talent! Can you imagine it? The mind boggles!

Thank you for letting me vent, will climb back up to my home in the attic!

I was going for the Wolfie Smith look

What, really? Noooooo

What about his poorly back?
How will he be able to heft a sack of spuds about night after night?

Half scottish, although I would wear a beret at a jaunty angle given half the chance.


Who know, maybe, just maybe, with a decent teacher Nancy might actually pick up a bit of dancing - and with Nancy's new career writing a sex tips book, Artem might pick up a few tips as well, whether he wants them or not

They are going to be fant-abu-lous-ly good. You have got the hottest ticket in town. Up yours Anton du Useless Beke.

What attention? Not listening, not listening, not listening. Heard it all before.

After coping with Ann Widecome and Craig last year I think we will survive this too !!!
Never was a programmme so studied as when Widdecome was on the stage .I might glance up this year and see how Artem copes with the wonderous Nancy .

I think she'd do better with Brendan.

Nah - too tall. Or possibly too short.

Just trying to imagine what dance they'll do! Tango maybe? Would love to be a fly on the wall for the training sessions! (I'm calming down a bit)!

Nancy and her narcissism began to amuse me by the end , Widdecome made the gall raise in my throat !
Poor Artem wont understand a single word Nancy says and thinks its just him .Maybe we should tell him that no one has the faintest idea what she says .
As long as its not a Rumba i will cope ............

Oooo is this where I should be?



Hi everybody

Bit miffed the mods moved the Syria thread...someone has now answered it properly and I feel too scared to be silly there Shiite how am I supposed to show my sunni disposition now?

"The Euro will Sparkle Without Greece!! Let's Feel Some Euro Love! - that sort of thing?


Ciao Tony. I am dancing with a real man now and I am fabulous. Everyone loves me, every night we have the standing ovations. I was just too much woman for you. Don't blame yourself piccolino. Your Nancy. PS I'm doing proper Latin too, and I've got to tell you, it looks much better when the man doesn't stick his bum out like what you do.


aaargh ............

Whatevahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (in a screechy undignified voice)!

And are you telling me I repeat myself? As if! And another thing, are you telling me I repeat myself? How very dare you!

Have been snorting through the thread today, nice work ladies and gents!


*applauds* We in here wouldn't have you any other way, Alli


Do stay and vent some more! Nancy with Artem, well let's just say that this will be his duffer for years to come! A fabulous duffer, but still.


Post of the Day!


Do you even need to ask? Pull up a chaisse longue, have a drink.


*snort* Nice one!

Has anyone seen SCD-O? I feel that a shirtless Pasha in zebra pants will have floored him!

I see the pros are doing their Queen tribute now, seeing that Neeta will probably bow out soon.

*proffers opinion that Jason's jive looks about 40% as good as the show is hyping it up to be, if that*

Any one else praying quietly for a cannon malfunction ?Preferably of the overshoot kind .

More than praying

Praying. Lighting candles. Rending my garments. Sackcloth. Ashes. Sacrificing goats. In other words, yes.

*snerk*

Marry me.

I was busy hyperventilating! I can't believe he can actually DANCE in that pair of ridiculously tight zebra-print 80s trousers!

Ian Waite in yellow teddy bear ears????