Why don't they carry him in on a cloud, dressed as Jupiter, on the final show.? In the segment where they do the Freak Show Of Crap Auditionees. Like when Emma Chawner was (just about) carried in by the musclebound men on a chaise longe. Only, instead of Emma - Cowell.
Originally Posted by cooler: “How will Simon get his head through the door? He must be even more big headed after hearing viewing figures dropped because of his departure.”
i would imagine he will more than likely gloat to be fair. he will probably be at the final on the judging panel and he will have a dramatic entrance. generally moan about the average talent and may even hint that jobs will be on the line!
Originally Posted by Hogzilla: “Why don't they carry him in on a cloud, dressed as Jupiter, on the final show.? In the segment where they do the Freak Show Of Crap Auditionees. Like when Emma Chawner was (just about) carried in by the musclebound men on a chaise longe. Only, instead of Emma - Cowell.”
LOL that was XF gold, especially when they almost dropped her.
If they did it with Simon I should hope they would drop him!
I wonder if this is true or another made up story”
It's possible, but likely hogwash. He's kind of busy on ANOTHER version of the show, which is also now doing Live shows.
I mean he's not like Len Goodman, a slave to his franchise, who's kind of forced to take 11 hour flights twice a week. Simon's the boss--nobody is going to be able to force him to break his backside that way. If he does it, I bet it wouldn't be more than once, and more likely he won't, because it theory he has other commitments in L.A. besides appearing on those live shows.