http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...eact-news.html

Almost every picture of him - not just this one - he has his zip undone

Ready for action I would presume.

Concealed genitalia are too mainstream.

'cos he spends all his time searching for his teeny ding-a-ling.

...if you don't air your plums they can contract mildew

Because he is too thick to be able to do them up. Perhaps Mummy didn't teach him. I wonder if he can do up his shoelaces.

...they're done up in that picture...but ,of course,we have no way of knowing if they were tied up for him...he could,on the other hand,not undo them but just slip them on already done up...now he's gone,i suppose we'll never know

Hahahahaha !!