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James M: "What the **** I am doing here"

Tulisa: "Better hug Louis, Kelly has the cooties"

Kelly: "Dang, I have the cooties.com"

All 4 judges

'Oh ****, this is awkward'

Tulisa: "Bottle of beer, bottle of beer"

"Er...who are these people standing behind us?"

"It's okay guys, still a credible show, don't panic.."

"So which Shoe is pregnant?"

Kelly: Oh, we're bringing an act back? Sorry, nobody told me, I've been doing interviews all day.

Alternatively....

"I'm a celebrity get me out of here"

"I'd rather be on Strictly"

Gary: Frankie - Why haven't you texted?

Gary through gritted teeth: Don't worry guys, three of them will be gone by Saturday.
Tulisa through fixed smile: And the other one a week later!

or

Gary through gritted teeth: D'you think I could get him back in if I said I just realised he actually said DIET coke?

or

Contestants: Is that your FINAL answer?!

James' private thoughts: "Just keep smiling. Yes that is the bastard who vote me off. Would I get in trouble for kicking him in the head?"

"Another busy day for the job centre"

"Everyone wanted to try the dead behind the eyes Marcus smile"

Jonjo: "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..."
2 Shoes: "Can't believe we wore the same outfit AGAIN"
Amelia: "Don't strangle Kelly, don't strangle Kelly"
James Michael: "Last thing I remember was singing Ticket to Ride from the back of the stage, then BANG! Woke up here. What's going on?"
Louis & Tulisa: "Just one more "cheese" for the camera and then we can be surgically removed from each other"
Kelly: "She's gonna strangle me, eeeek! I feel another sore throat coming on. When's the next flight to LA?"
Gary: "I don't have a script for this part, what do I say? Cheese? Okay then..."

Louis and Tulisa: I'm so glad we have eachother, its so awkward with everybody else.. with bullygate, Frankie-Comment gate and I hope the people we voted us off aren't about to hurt us"

Gary: "****, now that Frankie is gone where am I getting a sniff?"

Gary: "What's that pressing into my back? They can't have let him in here with a chisel. What did I do anyway? Only dressed him to appear as a busker in front of ten million viewers..."

James: "Squirm, Barlow, squirm. You'll not dare turn round before the camera clicks. And I managed to get in a word with the photographer, he'll be taking his time..."

No,Mr Blonde,we're not hiding anything.Frankie has left the building.Honest!

Gary: Who was that? Someone behind me swearing at me now.

"Moments later, in scenes too shocking to broadcast..."

Tulisa: Watch my hand. I can remove Louis' shirt without him noticing.

Amelia: Watch my hand. I can remove Kelly's bra without her noticing.

James: Watch my hand. I can stab Gary in the back with this screwdriver. I think he'll notice.

guessing Gary had farted again
kelly is thinking grin and bare it gal you got another 6 interviews after this
james is thinking christ that one stinks
ameila is wondering if the wind blew too hard would her face stick like this really
the 2shoe girls are thinking about shoes and babie booties
jonjo is thinking hahaha gary is the master of farts
tulisa is thinking about how tight her ponytail is and how its hurting like mad
louis is hoping that his wrinkles dont show if he faces forward and gets the gare of the flash

Reporter: Why should people vote to bring JonJo back?
Louis: I think you should judge them all on Saturday.

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