Originally Posted by Alicey:
“Gary: Who was that? Someone behind me swearing at me now.”
“Gary: Who was that? Someone behind me swearing at me now.”
We have a winner
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Gary : And if you don't like this lot - we've got some others left over from JH's .... phone lines open soon.
Theres our winner.............right behind us, we havent had an xtina rocker winner yet and her Dad will be soo proud.
Gary: I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here.
Tulisa & Louis: As long as we keep our jobs, do what you like.
Kelly Rowland: I'm good at posed smiles.
Jonjo: It's nice to have a few days off.
Two Shoes: Hit me baby, one more time.
Amelia: Vote me out and I'll gut you.
James: That knife in Gary's back? Nothing to do with me...
Tulisa & Louis: As long as we keep our jobs, do what you like.
Kelly Rowland: I'm good at posed smiles.
Jonjo: It's nice to have a few days off.
Two Shoes: Hit me baby, one more time.
Amelia: Vote me out and I'll gut you.
James: That knife in Gary's back? Nothing to do with me...
Originally Posted by duncann:
“Gary through gritted teeth: Don't worry guys, three of them will be gone by Saturday.
Tulisa through fixed smile: And the other one a week later!
or
Gary through gritted teeth: D'you think I could get him back in if I said I just realised he actually said DIET coke?
or
Contestants: Is that your FINAL answer?!”
“Gary through gritted teeth: Don't worry guys, three of them will be gone by Saturday.
Tulisa through fixed smile: And the other one a week later!
or
Gary through gritted teeth: D'you think I could get him back in if I said I just realised he actually said DIET coke?
or
Contestants: Is that your FINAL answer?!”
A week from now this will have actually happened and we'll be voting on whether Frankie comes back.
kelly who is that behind me she looks older than me and that hair looks like candy, god I am hungry.
Kelly: Wuuuuuut?? We're bringing someone baaaaak? Goddammm baby girl, you put it down! (Contestants walk in) Oh, damn. Helloooooooo!! awkwardsituation.com!!!! / Hey Amelia honey sorry I can't stop, my poor throat...cough cough...runs away
Gary: I have to admit, I lied in week 1 - I really meant to say James to stay but my pants were too tight
Louis: So much star quality tonight - We here potentially have here: the new stand in for Christian off Eastenders (Jonjo), Christina tribute act at Butlins (Amelia), The Only Way is Essex meets Fat Camp (2 Shoes) and erm, well if you turn him upside down and shut him up about his poor background and his mam he will make a great toilet brush (James)
Tulisa: Erm, yeah, right, keep it together, keep sounding ghetto, don't let your guard down and say something like "wonderful" or "splendid" - this could blow it / Hmmm I can see a supersupergroup in the making already, does anyone have Ashfords number?
Gary: I have to admit, I lied in week 1 - I really meant to say James to stay but my pants were too tight
Louis: So much star quality tonight - We here potentially have here: the new stand in for Christian off Eastenders (Jonjo), Christina tribute act at Butlins (Amelia), The Only Way is Essex meets Fat Camp (2 Shoes) and erm, well if you turn him upside down and shut him up about his poor background and his mam he will make a great toilet brush (James)
Tulisa: Erm, yeah, right, keep it together, keep sounding ghetto, don't let your guard down and say something like "wonderful" or "splendid" - this could blow it / Hmmm I can see a supersupergroup in the making already, does anyone have Ashfords number?
Originally Posted by TheChooks:
“"So which Shoe is pregnant?"”
“"So which Shoe is pregnant?"”
This is exactly what I thought when I saw this picture
Originally Posted by devlinacious:
“Altogether now "When you wish upon a star..."”
“Altogether now "When you wish upon a star..."”
This isn't just ex-contestants...This is M&S ex-contestants
With By The River playing in the background.
Originally Posted by TheChooks:
“Alternatively....
"I'm a celebrity get me out of here"”
“Alternatively....
"I'm a celebrity get me out of here"”
THE BEST YET
I Like Two Shoes
I also like Jonjo
I also like Amelia... and James
But which ex contestant is better?
Theres only one way to find out............!
I also like Jonjo
I also like Amelia... and James
But which ex contestant is better?
Theres only one way to find out............!
Originally Posted by Andybear:
“Gary: We are the X Factor Supergroup and our name is Aventaclue.”
“Gary: We are the X Factor Supergroup and our name is Aventaclue.”
Gary: We are the X Factor Supergroup and our name is the Shambolics. I am Sham and the rest are .......
Originally Posted by wingsofadove:
“guessing Gary had farted again
kelly is thinking grin and bare it gal you got another 6 interviews after this
james is thinking christ that one stinks
ameila is wondering if the wind blew too hard would her face stick like this really
the 2shoe girls are thinking about shoes and babie booties
jonjo is thinking hahaha gary is the master of farts
tulisa is thinking about how tight her ponytail is and how its hurting like mad
louis is hoping that his wrinkles dont show if he faces forward and gets the gare of the flash”
“guessing Gary had farted again
kelly is thinking grin and bare it gal you got another 6 interviews after this
james is thinking christ that one stinks
ameila is wondering if the wind blew too hard would her face stick like this really
the 2shoe girls are thinking about shoes and babie booties
jonjo is thinking hahaha gary is the master of farts
tulisa is thinking about how tight her ponytail is and how its hurting like mad
louis is hoping that his wrinkles dont show if he faces forward and gets the gare of the flash”
this whole post made me piss myself
James: If only I could reach to jab this knife in Gary's back.
Amelia: Christ someone really needs to do my roots.
Brunette Shoe: In a minute I'm going to pull Tulisa's hair so effing hard...
Blonde Shoe: ...I could give birth live on stage...
Jonjo: I wonder if I could get work as a Gary Linekar kissagram...
Gary: All the stress has given me a nervous bowel.
Kelly: Gary's farts smell like Werthers Originals and Brut, yeuch.
Tulisa: Could be worse, you could be sat next to Louis.
Louis: If I just keep smiling, no one will know my early Christmas present from Simon was my P45.
Amelia: Christ someone really needs to do my roots.
Brunette Shoe: In a minute I'm going to pull Tulisa's hair so effing hard...
Blonde Shoe: ...I could give birth live on stage...
Jonjo: I wonder if I could get work as a Gary Linekar kissagram...
Gary: All the stress has given me a nervous bowel.
Kelly: Gary's farts smell like Werthers Originals and Brut, yeuch.
Tulisa: Could be worse, you could be sat next to Louis.
Louis: If I just keep smiling, no one will know my early Christmas present from Simon was my P45.
Originally Posted by sooty14:
“I Like Two Shoes
I also like Jonjo
I also like Amelia... and James
But which ex contestant is better?
Theres only one way to find out............!”
“I Like Two Shoes
I also like Jonjo
I also like Amelia... and James
But which ex contestant is better?
Theres only one way to find out............!”
Bet Harry Hill actually does this over the weekend.
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