Mind you, his idea of a dance routine was to put on a double breasted jacket and wave his arms about a few weeks ago. What are we expecting?

Fasten your colostomy bags?

Fasten your seatbelts? no need with Craig's airbag face

Fasten your seat belts so you don't fall out of your chair when you nod off.

He will win

...and follow those great winners Michelle McManus and Leon into oblivion.