What a complete prick

I disagree. I would like to cover him in chocolate, roll him in hundreds and thousands and lick them off/

Are you obsessed with that part of him?

I am

I don't see what Ken Barlow has to do with X Factor but never mind. Maybe he could feature in the next series of Soapstar Superstar?

Ken, do something!

Don't tell me they've now brought HIM into the competition???

Deirdre will need even bigger specs than usual to be able to see and believe that Ken Barlow is now on X Factor!