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Bring Back Lord Loaf |
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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Bring Back Lord Loaf
Just imagine: Janet has just won the competition. Tears, the cheers of audience, Kelly pronouncing that they have truly found someone special. Like Autumn to winter the confetti stops and lays upon the ground as the studio lights darken to a solemn gaze upon Janet. She lightly embraces the microphone and, a glint in her eye, begins her rendition of 'Your Song'.
The microphone cuts. Janet looks confused. Saddened. Frightened. .. .. .. A bongo is heard as the studio waits in absolute silence. Everything is still. The bongo grows more prominent. Gary stares blankly into space. Kelly's mouth opens as the camera stares into the abyss. "YEAH!" EVERYBODY'S MOVING, EVERYBODY GROOVING LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK EVERYBODY'S MOVIN', EVERYBODY'S GROOVIN' LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK Janet collapses, the audience rise to their feet, women farming in Vietnam become impregnated. LOAF SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TO GE THER LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK. WOO! LOAF SHACK LA-LA LOAF SHACK! Wagner stands. Victorious. |
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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Mummy, I'm scared.
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You didn't mention the bit where Tulisa & Louis are grooving along to the bongo beat
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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What chemicals has the OP been ingesting?
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Love it!
MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!
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![]() The Wagster for the Final!
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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I honestly believe that if Wagner was brought back tonight - he'd go on and win it.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I agree with everything the OP has said, a wise person would agree with bringing back Lord Loaf
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