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Old 13-11-2011, 13:37
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Just imagine: Janet has just won the competition. Tears, the cheers of audience, Kelly pronouncing that they have truly found someone special. Like Autumn to winter the confetti stops and lays upon the ground as the studio lights darken to a solemn gaze upon Janet. She lightly embraces the microphone and, a glint in her eye, begins her rendition of 'Your Song'.

The microphone cuts. Janet looks confused. Saddened. Frightened.

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..

..

A bongo is heard as the studio waits in absolute silence. Everything is still. The bongo grows more prominent. Gary stares blankly into space. Kelly's mouth opens as the camera stares into the abyss.

"YEAH!"

EVERYBODY'S MOVING, EVERYBODY GROOVING

LOAF SHACK

LA-LA-LOAF SHACK

EVERYBODY'S MOVIN', EVERYBODY'S GROOVIN'

LOAF SHACK

LA-LA-LOAF SHACK

Janet collapses, the audience rise to their feet, women farming in Vietnam become impregnated.

LOAF SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE

WE

CAN

GET

TO

GE

THER

LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK. WOO!

LOAF SHACK

LA-LA LOAF SHACK!

Wagner stands.

Victorious.
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Old 13-11-2011, 13:49
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Mummy, I'm scared.
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Old 13-11-2011, 13:53
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You didn't mention the bit where Tulisa & Louis are grooving along to the bongo beat
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Old 13-11-2011, 13:56
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What chemicals has the OP been ingesting?
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Old 13-11-2011, 13:59
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Love it!

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!
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Old 13-11-2011, 14:35
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The Wagster for the Final!
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Old 13-11-2011, 14:37
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I honestly believe that if Wagner was brought back tonight - he'd go on and win it.
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Old 13-11-2011, 14:38
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I agree with everything the OP has said, a wise person would agree with bringing back Lord Loaf
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