Just imagine: Janet has just won the competition. Tears, the cheers of audience, Kelly pronouncing that they have truly found someone special. Like Autumn to winter the confetti stops and lays upon the ground as the studio lights darken to a solemn gaze upon Janet. She lightly embraces the microphone and, a glint in her eye, begins her rendition of 'Your Song'.
The microphone cuts. Janet looks confused. Saddened. Frightened.
..
..
..
A bongo is heard as the studio waits in absolute silence. Everything is still. The bongo grows more prominent. Gary stares blankly into space. Kelly's mouth opens as the camera stares into the abyss.
"YEAH!"
EVERYBODY'S MOVING, EVERYBODY GROOVING
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA-LOAF SHACK
EVERYBODY'S MOVIN', EVERYBODY'S GROOVIN'
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA-LOAF SHACK
Janet collapses, the audience rise to their feet, women farming in Vietnam become impregnated.
LOAF SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE
WE
CAN
GET
TO
GE
THER
LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK. WOO!
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA LOAF SHACK!
Wagner stands.
Victorious.
The microphone cuts. Janet looks confused. Saddened. Frightened.
..
..
..
A bongo is heard as the studio waits in absolute silence. Everything is still. The bongo grows more prominent. Gary stares blankly into space. Kelly's mouth opens as the camera stares into the abyss.
"YEAH!"
EVERYBODY'S MOVING, EVERYBODY GROOVING
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA-LOAF SHACK
EVERYBODY'S MOVIN', EVERYBODY'S GROOVIN'
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA-LOAF SHACK
Janet collapses, the audience rise to their feet, women farming in Vietnam become impregnated.
LOAF SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE
WE
CAN
GET
TO
GE
THER
LOAF SHACK LA-LA-LOAF SHACK. WOO!
LOAF SHACK
LA-LA LOAF SHACK!
Wagner stands.
Victorious.
