The only present my cat leaves for me is very smelly poo. And as I'm looking after my mum's house he's confined to the bedroom, which means I have to put up with him having a dump at 3 in the morning most mornings.
Our Mr Pip brings us everything from huge birds to half a mouse..sometimes a whole one...toads...frogs..i really wish he wouldnt...our poor dog is petrified..lol
Ms Billie rarely goes further than the back step and has thankfully never thought to bring us a gift.
My cats are indoor only, but they do go sit in the garden, though they don't roam. Despite us having loads of birds, they don't hunt. They are excellent mousers and have caught them in the old house. They prefer to hunt clothes and stuffed toys. It's not uncommon to see pants, bras, pyjamas, or recently one of my dresses at the bottom of the stairs.
Many years ago I could hear my Saffi struggling with getting in the cat flap..When I went to investigate she was trying to get in with a rather large pork chop, we never did find out where it came from!
About ten years ago I was fast asleep and was woken by noises one of our cats was making and could feel her 'padding' my stomach so I opened my eyes and looked down just in time to see the first kitten popping out.........she was giving birth on me; hows that for trust
One of mine is an indoor cat so she doesn't hunt but she does always wait til we get home before she does a bit poo! And both cats will always always have a poo when we have guests - very embarrasing!! My friend came round the other day and the stench of Bella's poo made her gag....how can somethng so cute produce such stinkers!
An elastic band! Awwww. Martha (16wks) likes playing with my daughters hair bands.
Quote: “Our cat carefully placed a dead mouse on my sleeping husband's bare chest at 3.30am a few weeks ago......”
Quote: “It's not uncommon to see pants, bras, pyjamas, or recently one of my dresses at the bottom of the stairs. ”
Quote: “Many years ago I could hear my Saffi struggling with getting in the cat flap..When I went to investigate she was trying to get in with a rather large pork chop, we never did find out where it came from! ”
BWAHAHAAAA!
Lola doesn't seem to bother with birds much but she catches voles and shrews from the woods almost daily. Sometimes she leaves them on the path whole, other times she eats them.
My cat Woody doesn't bring me presents, he steals from me - I call him klepto cat.
Some of the things I have caught him with are scissors, a necklace, my inhaler, pens, socks. You name it, he takes it and hides it. This morning it was a slice of toast off my plate. He then growled at Archie as if to say "go away this is my toast", then he took it downstairs and hid it. I still haven't found it yet