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My cats present for me.
avasgranny
14-11-2011
Wow, my cat has just brought me my first present from him ....... an elastic band! I am so chuffed. He does not go out so doesn't hunt!
wildpumpkin
14-11-2011
That's lovely.

My cat does go out, and he brings me bits of sticks which have fallen off the tree
Chizzleface
14-11-2011
The only present my cat leaves for me is very smelly poo. And as I'm looking after my mum's house he's confined to the bedroom, which means I have to put up with him having a dump at 3 in the morning most mornings.
ppaupy
14-11-2011
Our Mr Pip brings us everything from huge birds to half a mouse..sometimes a whole one...toads...frogs..i really wish he wouldnt...our poor dog is petrified..lol

Ms Billie rarely goes further than the back step and has thankfully never thought to bring us a gift.
whydoiwatch
14-11-2011
My cats are indoor only, but they do go sit in the garden, though they don't roam. Despite us having loads of birds, they don't hunt. They are excellent mousers and have caught them in the old house. They prefer to hunt clothes and stuffed toys. It's not uncommon to see pants, bras, pyjamas, or recently one of my dresses at the bottom of the stairs.
lorry
15-11-2011
Our cat carefully placed a dead mouse on my sleeping husband's bare chest at 3.30am a few weeks ago......
wildpumpkin
15-11-2011
Originally Posted by lorry:
“Our cat carefully placed a dead mouse on my sleeping husband's bare chest at 3.30am a few weeks ago......”

How thoughtful of him
queenshaks
15-11-2011
Simba brings his raggedy beany bear that he fights with for the husband.
queenshaks
15-11-2011
Originally Posted by lorry:
“Our cat carefully placed a dead mouse on my sleeping husband's bare chest at 3.30am a few weeks ago......”

O-M-G!!
lorry
16-11-2011
That's more or less what he said! Lol, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen - he was not amused, but I was.
guernseysnail
16-11-2011
Many years ago I could hear my Saffi struggling with getting in the cat flap..When I went to investigate she was trying to get in with a rather large pork chop, we never did find out where it came from!
neo_wales
16-11-2011
About ten years ago I was fast asleep and was woken by noises one of our cats was making and could feel her 'padding' my stomach so I opened my eyes and looked down just in time to see the first kitten popping out.........she was giving birth on me; hows that for trust
Charcole911
16-11-2011
My cat brings me Marks and Spencers gift vouchers
Elainey
16-11-2011
One of mine is an indoor cat so she doesn't hunt but she does always wait til we get home before she does a bit poo! And both cats will always always have a poo when we have guests - very embarrasing!! My friend came round the other day and the stench of Bella's poo made her gag....how can somethng so cute produce such stinkers!
Aarghawasp!
16-11-2011
An elastic band! Awwww. Martha (16wks) likes playing with my daughters hair bands.

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“Our cat carefully placed a dead mouse on my sleeping husband's bare chest at 3.30am a few weeks ago......”

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“It's not uncommon to see pants, bras, pyjamas, or recently one of my dresses at the bottom of the stairs. ”

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“Many years ago I could hear my Saffi struggling with getting in the cat flap..When I went to investigate she was trying to get in with a rather large pork chop, we never did find out where it came from! ”

BWAHAHAAAA!

Lola doesn't seem to bother with birds much but she catches voles and shrews from the woods almost daily. Sometimes she leaves them on the path whole, other times she eats them.
Shadow70
16-11-2011
My cat Woody doesn't bring me presents, he steals from me - I call him klepto cat.

Some of the things I have caught him with are scissors, a necklace, my inhaler, pens, socks. You name it, he takes it and hides it. This morning it was a slice of toast off my plate. He then growled at Archie as if to say "go away this is my toast", then he took it downstairs and hid it. I still haven't found it yet
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