Alison Hammond Pregnant

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Sadperson

10-10-2004

Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Septimus Decius - lovely name, but I hope you won't mind if I call you SD. It's common practice around these parts, as I'm sure R_P can tell you.

BG ”

Nice to see there's life in the old dog yet.

burstovary

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by tally:
“Did I miss an announcement of this? She was on This Morning having a scan. She's expecting a boy on 16th(?) January or thereabouts.

Not that's it's of major importance. I just thought someone would have mentioned it.”

NO F*****NG WAY
SURELY NO ONE IS THAT BLIND!!!!!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE STERILISED
SHES SO UGLY

THOUGH SHE HAS LOOKED LIKE SHES PERMANENTLY PREGNANT

WE NOW HAVE TO SEE IF SHE CAN LOSE ANY WEIGHT AFTER HER PREGNANCY

AS MUCH CHANCE OF NOT EVER SEEING HER ON OUR TV SCREENS

FAT CHANCE

Real_Pyrrhic

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by burstovary:
“NO F*****NG WAY
SURELY NO ONE IS THAT BLIND!!!!!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE STERILISED
SHES SO UGLY

THOUGH SHE HAS LOOKED LIKE SHES PERMANENTLY PREGNANT

WE NOW HAVE TO SEE IF SHE CAN LOSE ANY WEIGHT AFTER HER PREGNANCY

AS MUCH CHANCE OF NOT EVER SEEING HER ON OUR TV SCREENS

FAT CHANCE”

That was a really lovely post, burst. Nice of you to go out of your way to say all those lovely, charitable things; in capitals as well, bless.

lulu g

11-10-2004

She may be fat, she may be a truly hideous person, but you can't, in all fairness, say she is ugly.

Darcevarch

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by Real_Pyrrhic:
“That was a really lovely post, burst. Nice of you to go out of your way to say all those lovely, charitable things; in capitals as well, bless.”

sweet isn't it......

batgirl

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by burstovary:
“NO F*****NG WAY
SURELY NO ONE IS THAT BLIND!!!!!!!!!
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE STERILISED
SHES SO UGLY”

Would you care to post a picture of yourself? That way we can take a vote on whether you're attractive enough to have kids.

Scots rool

11-10-2004

I think Alison has a really pretty face.

How stunning looking are you? Just as a matter of interest.

Sadperson

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Would you care to post a picture of yourself? That way we can take a vote on whether you're attractive enough to have kids. ”

I think we already have the answer about whether burstovary is intelligent enough, though...

However, with a name like burstovary can we assume the world is safe?

Real_Pyrrhic

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by Sadperson:
“I think we already have the answer about whether burstovary is intelligent enough, though...

However, with a name like burstovary can we assume the world is safe? ”

If memory serves, I seem to recall burstovary explaining shortly after BB5 that their name derived from Jade's suspected illness on Back to Reality*.

(*R_P to self: Damn you, brain, why can't you remember useful things like filling the car with petrol before going on the motorway, and buying essentials like bread when you've specifically gone out to do that only to return with a bar of chocolate and a magazine?!)

Sadperson

11-10-2004

Originally Posted by Real_Pyrrhic:
“If memory serves, I seem to recall burstovary explaining shortly after BB5 that their name derived from Jade's suspected illness on Back to Reality*.

(*R_P to self: Damn you, brain, why can't you remember useful things like filling the car with petrol before going on the motorway, and buying essentials like bread when you've specifically gone out to do that only to return with a bar of chocolate and a magazine?!)”

Phew. Thought for a minute there we might have caused genuine offence

(Sadperson to R_P:Don't worry - my brain does that all the time, only I usually end up spending £50 in Tescos and still come out without the milk I went in for..)

Last edited by Sadperson : 11-10-2004 at 23:27

burstovary

15-10-2004

Ok i was being slightly vitriolic

its down to the fact that i truly despise her
out of all the BB contestants - and the fact shes still on tv saddens me

soz about the capitals - but i did want to put some passion into it

Yes Burstovary is about Jade

and Ok im no stunner

I hang my head in shame

soz again

Real_Pyrrhic

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by burstovary:
“Ok i was being slightly vitriolic

its down to the fact that i truly despise her
out of all the BB contestants - and the fact shes still on tv saddens me

soz about the capitals - but i did want to put some passion into it

Yes Burstovary is about Jade

and Ok im no stunner

I hang my head in shame

soz again”

You're forgiven!

Myfanwy

15-10-2004

Personally I think all pregnant women are stunning and should be worshipped by all people. But then I may be a little biased

Cxx

bystander

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by Myfanwy:
“Personally I think all pregnant women are stunning and should be worshipped by all people. But then I may be a little biased

Cxx”

In China, don't they worship women who aren't pregnant?

Darcevarch

15-10-2004

Awwwww........ that's ok!

Darcevarch

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by Myfanwy:
“Personally I think all pregnant women are stunning and should be worshipped by all people. But then I may be a little biased

Cxx”

I'm with you on this one MyFanwy! Although I'm also a tad biased!

batgirl

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by Myfanwy:
“Personally I think all pregnant women are stunning and should be worshipped by all people. But then I may be a little biased

Cxx”

Are congratulations in order...?

damo237

15-10-2004

Now we Know why Rebecca Loos was masturbating that Pig

baileybots

15-10-2004

i wonder how many pages of heat mag she will be in when shes had the sprog, and who impregnated her in the first place?, i didnt know anyone had been seeing her!, he must have had beer and lemsip goggles on at the same time, although he need not have had sex with her he might just have got on top slapped her arse and rode the waves!!

FullMoon

15-10-2004

Enough already!

cougar 662

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by baileybots:
“i wonder how many pages of heat mag she will be in when shes had the sprog, and who impregnated her in the first place?, i didnt know anyone had been seeing her!, he must have had beer and lemsip goggles on at the same time, although he need not have had sex with her he might just have got on top slapped her arse and rode the waves!!”

Maybe she's been taking part in some new celebrity reality tv series where they all get artifically inseminated and that is yet to be screened.

Myfanwy

15-10-2004

Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Are congratulations in order...? ”

Errrr, yes

I'm 5 months pregnant, and spookily from working out dates I seem to have concieved on the 28th May, the first day of BB5!!! It's due on the 18th Feb

And no, I'm not naming it after any of the contestants! lol

Cxx

Real_Pyrrhic

15-10-2004

Congratulations Muffy and Darce

batgirl

15-10-2004

Congratulations to you both!! And to each of you separately as well!!

(there are two babies on the way, right? nobody tells me anything around here...)

Darcevarch

16-10-2004

Originally Posted by batgirl:
“Congratulations to you both!! And to each of you separately as well!!

(there are two babies on the way, right? nobody tells me anything around here...)

”

Thank you! Mind you - I'm only a teensy weensy bit pregnant at the moment (7 weeks, so I'm keeping everything crossed that all goes well)..... with baby number four

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