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Old 07-10-2004, 19:46
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I realise that plenty of w@nkers have had songs in the charts but the only song I can think of that was ever written about masturbating is "Rosie" by Jackson Browne from the "Running on Empty" album.

I heard a band play it once and when I was speaking to the singer about it afterwards, he was horrified. He honestly thought it was about a groupie, until I explained the words of the chorus to him.

"Rosie you're alright
You wear my ring
When you hold me tight
Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light
I've gotta hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie"

It was all about Rosie Palm and her Five Fingers
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Old 07-10-2004, 20:59
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"I'm a w*nker" by Ivor Biggun.
"Turning Japenese" by The Vapors
"Longview" Green Day.
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Old 07-10-2004, 21:10
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Pictures Of Lilly by The Who. One of the great songs about w@nking

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Old 07-10-2004, 21:14
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I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
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Old 07-10-2004, 21:29
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Radiohead - Thinking About You

"But I'm playing with myself, what do you care"
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Old 07-10-2004, 21:50
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Everything by THIS man.
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Old 07-10-2004, 22:04
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Old 07-10-2004, 22:11
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Bracelets of Fingers by The Pretty Things. Very good it is, too.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:37
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She Bop by Cyndi Lauper
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:48
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Britney - Touch Of My Hand
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Old 08-10-2004, 10:35
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Someone else had the same idea, tried to publish their list of favourite songs on iTunes...

http://www.methodshop.com/mp3/articles/iMix/index.shtml

... and Apple rejected it!
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:23
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Songs About masturbation- Maroon 5's follow up albulm explaining that Jane left.
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:29
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How about 'One finger, one thumb, keep moving.'?
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:45
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"I can feel it coming in the air tonight" by Phil Collins.
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Old 08-10-2004, 11:49
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'Get A Grip' by Semisonic.
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Old 08-10-2004, 13:54
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Have to laugh at the connotations in some of Whitesnakes songs:

"Here I go again on my own"

"Is this love that I’m feeling....’cos it’s really got a hold on me"

and just about every line in "Still of the night".
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Old 08-10-2004, 14:24
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Silver Sun - Can't remember the song title, the lyric is "Sitting on the toilet, waiting to cum".
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Old 08-10-2004, 18:35
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At A Medium Pace, by Adam Sandler. It's not fantastically subtle
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Old 09-10-2004, 01:04
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Orgasm Addict by the Buzzcocks:

"Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines
And your mum wants to know, what are all the stains on your jeans..."

Classic.
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Old 09-10-2004, 02:30
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Old 09-10-2004, 10:51
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Old 09-10-2004, 11:45
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The Eagles - Take it easy

"Well, I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
My mind,"



Dr Hook - When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman

"When you're in love with a beautiful woman it's hard
When you're in love with a beautiful woman you know it's hard.....
....And then somebody hangs up when you answer the phone
When you're in love with a beautiful woman you go it alone"



Divinyls - I Touch Myself

"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no"

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Old 09-10-2004, 12:13
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Originally Posted by 10bellies
"I'm a w*nker" by Ivor Biggun.
The actual title is "The Winker's Song (misprint)".

In case you don't know, it was done by the bloke who was later one of Esther's little helpers on "That's Life" under the name of Doc Cox.

New Order - The Perfect Kiss isn't about masturbation in general, but does include the following lines:

I have always thought about
Staying in and going out
Tonight I should have stayed at home
Playing with my pleasure zone


Didn't seem to stop it getting on Radio 1 and TOTP though. Mind you then Cyndi Lauper came along...
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Old 09-10-2004, 14:33
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practically everything on JC chasez's album.
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Old 09-10-2004, 23:03
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Macy Gray - A Moment to Myself
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