Oops Oh My - Tweet

(I tried and I tried to avoid
but this thing was happening
Swollow my pride
Let it ride and party
But this body felt just like mines
I got worried
I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That's why I couldn't catch my breath

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my

(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
(I looked over to the left)
Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down

GreenDay - Longview

" Bite my lips and close my eyes,
take me away to paradise,
Im so damn bored im goin blind"

*i knew a girl named nikki
i guess you could say she was a sex fiend
i met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine*

*darling nikki* - prince

Iain

All by Myself - Greenday!

'Jack U Off' - Prince
'Nice and Slow' - Prince
'Scandalous Sex Suite' - Prince
'Teenage Kicks' - The Undertones

Frankee - F U Right Back

"You thought you could really make me moan, I had better sex all alone."

Jellyfish - My Best Friend

Apparently written after a major artist pulled out of recording one of their songs (i.e. lot's of money.) So, a bit pissed off with life, he decided to write a some about masturbation!.. Strange, but apparently true!

Great lyrics.

i've known him all my life
it seems so inconceviable
at thirteen we shooks hands but we've
been always inseparable
he's cinnamon on my toast we're so
close

that's not to say we haven't had our
share of arguments
he's so unpredictable he winks
acknowledgments
when i would rather he closed his eye
than push me aside

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

you don't need a brain to have a
stroke of genius
or a beautiful girl to let down
your curls
cause growing up is hard enough
when your a powderkeg for
powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)
i'd never ask another on a date to
the ball
he doesn't need a rubber sweater or
alcohol
cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks
and a little misty reading sticky
blue dirty books

but he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
(we could hold hands for hours)
he's my best friend
(in the bedroom or shower)
he's my best friend
(i pick him up when he's feelin down)
he's my best friend
(i guess he's always been hangin around)
he's my best friend
(he gets lonely now and then)
he's my best friend
(and he gets shy around another men)
I'm his best friend
(it seems i've reached the end of my best friend)

T-boz - Touch Myself


When you're alone
What you do is what you do
I'm not scared to say
When you're alone
Don't you ever get confused
Ain't nothing wrong with makin' it feel good baby

Chorus:
I won't be afraid to touch myself
It's alright, I said it's alright (hey)
I don't think it's wrong to touch yourself
Ain't nothing wrong with making it feel good

Bridge:
Every night I get away
And I think about it baby
You are on my mind
I ain't afraid to touch myself
I don't need nobody else
It's you baby
It's you baby

When you're alone
What you need is what you need
One time ecstasy
People say it's not the thing to do
But that's the safest way to
Making it feel good (heyyy...)



Every night I get away
I don't need nobody baby
I don't need nobody baby
You are on my mind
Don't need nobody baby
No, no, no, no, no
Nobody baby
I ain't afraid to touch myself
I don't need nobody baby
It's you baby (hey)
Every night I get away
And I think about it baby
You are on my mind....

Bowie's Time has these lines

He flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor