My dog is crazy, she's a few months old and I can't have her in the house. She chews everything and dirties herself on the carpet.

So what I've done installed a chain to a wall outside. I've made it so the chain is long enough so she can just about drink her water. How long can I keep her here? Would she be OK there while I'm at work and at night? She keeps pulling at the chain though and she makes a throaty noise.

Imaginary dog, yeah?

No she's real. She's a cute black and white collie. I love her but I just don't know how to handle her. I've never had a dog. I got her for free from a neighbour who had pups going.

How do you get a dog to listen?

Yeah, imaginary dog.

Is there anyone else there who can help me?

Try the fishing thread. Not many biting here

If it's true that you have a dog, then I suggest you re-home her. You can't have a dog if you are out at work all day. If you don't know how to train a dog, then give her to someone who does.

if the dog is real i suggest you find it an appropriate owner which clearly you are not

Archie is a bit of a rascal and likes a joke, I have to say it was below his usual standard.

And currently an inactive member

I actually feel sorry for the imaginary dog

Archie is obviously wired a bit wrong to think that his OP is either funny or clever.