We all know how drop dead yummy a certain Ms Scribbins is. So why am I then feeling a wee bit funny about a very posh girl of 16 in a very tight white dress???? I feel a little dirty (legal yes) still dirty - thank God I am not a teacher!

Mmmm posh just do an audio book. Actually sorry Victoria Coren got there first (shudders in a very, very, very good way) And relax................................................

OK nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

They should let Zara on regular Apprentice in three or four years.

What I am meant to do to help

pass the tissues?

Haarummph - man size tissues - Cheers

She is just a we bit..yes? mmm? EEk?1? Oh god i'm a bad,bad person. F it love the dress (white) Zara is a mere bagatelle it is the tighty whitey i am going for????????