1. Too big a dancefloor - back to the drawing board.
2. The show has credibility issues if Alex Jones is top of the leaderboard.
3. Jason cant win this. If he cant make it a showdance and play a "character" - he struggles.
4. Chelsee is bouncy, competent and plastic.
5. Do all Aussie women need six laceholes up their a...!!!!?

Think you could safely assume we'd guessed that!