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The New Improved Soap Opera that Goes on Forever
Liz rang the bell in the Rovers.
"Time, gents, please." All the punters supped up and made their way home, exchanging goodnights with the bar staff. Betty Turpin went to get all the empty hotpots to wash up. "Another day gone, Liz love." "Betty.." Liz said, wiping the bar. "What do you of your life? Of this, being here day in day out." "Haven't got a lot to say about it pet. I don't have any regrets. Just memories." "You never feel down?" "Oo no love, realised its not worth the trouble. I mean, I've seen so many barmaids in here bursting with ambition, for affection and they always ended up devastatin their lives. Bet, Raquel, the lot of em. I've endured because i spose i always kept me gob shut and got on with the job. My life didn't turn out bad." "No..." Liz smiled "This street loves you." "You think, love?" Betty laughed "Ah I don't know. Time is a funny old thing. Saying that, I'm going to go up and rest my pins." "Alright, night then love." Liz said, stacking glasses. "I'll tell you one thing though Liz. Place 'asn't been the same since Bet Gilroy took off. Probably for the best though." "Betty Turpin, 'ell and fire on that tongue of yours." A familiar figure burst through the doors, clad in leather, smoking like a chimney, a female tigress. "BET!" Betty said, in shock. "That's right love, back and ready to take my pub back." She produced a peculiar document and grinned... by all means, anybody continue
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Come on guys, get writing!!
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Betty was happy that Bet had finally got the Rovers Return back after nine years.
Bet showed Betty the document. "See, this is a will from my late fiance, Cecil Newton, " Bet Said. "He left me his entire fortune" "I thought he died before you married him!" Betty said. "Yes, thats right "Oh yes, but he left me all his money in his will. His son tried to take me to court to get the will thrown out, but in the end, the judge ruled in me favour!" Just then, Liz came down. "Bet! What are you doing here?" "I've come to take over the pub! The judge finally ruled in my favour and let me inherit Cecil's fortune!" Bet said. "Thats great news!" Liz said. "Yes...now the Rovers will be run by the three Elizabeth's! The way it should be!" Meanwhile... "I can't believe Fred sold the pub and kicked us out Charlie...and he sold it to that overly done slapper Bet...the drag queen!" Shelley said. "Don't worry, love...I've got a plan....a plan to get rid of Bet forever" Charlie said...with an evil giggle. |
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