[Brother Lassar]

Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo

I didn't know you were a Mel fan! Must remember to tell Outside

haha, you got me! undying love for her..."shudders"

[outside]

Originally Posted by Brother Lassar

haha, you got me! undying love for her..."shudders"

Please don't diss my lovely Bush.

[lach doch mal]

Originally Posted by outside

Please don't diss my lovely Bush.

Hope your moustache has recovered

Here something to cheer you up.

[outside]

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

Hope your moustache has recovered

It's fine. I, however, may never recover.

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

Here something to cheer you up.

What a gal. She's almost as attractive as you are.

[lach doch mal]

Originally Posted by outside

It's fine. I, however, may never recover.

It was your moustache or the vegetable, I had to make a choice. It was a very tough one. Your moustache is what attracted me to you when we first met

Originally Posted by outside

What a gal. She's almost as attractive as you are.

I wish

Spoiler

She has an amazing body and is amazingly flexible.

[outside]

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

It was your moustache or the vegetable, I had to make a choice. It was a very tough one. Your moustache is what attracted me to you when we first met

I was so young and innocent in that snap. I must find that one of you riding the mammoth. Outside make fire!

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

I wish

Spoiler

She has an amazing body and is amazingly flexible.

You're not too shabby for a lady of your advanced years. Your milk stout still brings all the boys to the yard.

Spoiler

A lust for life and a flexible spine is all a girl needs.

[lach doch mal]

Originally Posted by outside

I was so young and innocent in that snap. I must find that one of you riding the mammoth. Outside make fire!

Outside make good fire

You were a real catch, all the other ladies were so jealous.

Spoiler

I don't remember that shot, I must have overindulged on rotten apples

Originally Posted by outside

I
You're not too shabby for a lady of your advanced years. Your milk stout still brings all the boys to the yard.

Spoiler

A lust for life and a flexible spine is all a girl needs.

**reads Stout and thinks of alcohol**

Spoiler

It's just as well that your expectations are so low. **goes off and gets some reumatism lotion to get her spine going**

[outside]

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

Outside make good fire

You were a real catch, all the other ladies were so jealous.

Spoiler

I don't remember that shot, I must have overindulged on rotten apples

The way you laid that trap for me proved your love. As I felt the ground give way underneath me and I tumbled into the pit, I knew you had my heart.

The sharpened spikes at the bottom were a surprise but you've always had a quirky sense of humour.

(outside working. outside go home now. blows kiss.)

[Brother Lassar]

just watched girl who waited. just brilliant.

[CD93]

Happy Birthday to our Jenna ... And Russell T Davies of course!

[lach doch mal]

Originally Posted by outside

The way you laid that trap for me proved your love. As I felt the ground give way underneath me and I tumbled into the pit, I knew you had my heart.

The sharpened spikes at the bottom were a surprise but you've always had a quirky sense of humour.

(outside working. outside go home now. blows kiss.)

They were a sign of my real love to you, they should have left a lovely pattern on your lovely .... .... behind.

(lach blows kiss, lach will make food).

Originally Posted by Brother Lassar

just watched girl who waited. just brilliant.

I really liked that one, quite thought provoking.

Originally Posted by CD93

Happy Birthday to our Jenna ... And Russell T Davies of course!

Happy Birthday to both of them.

[lach doch mal]

**throws some croissants into the oven**

**fires up coffee vat 1 & 2, pushes vat 3 back into the corner**

**mashes up some fresh fruit**

Morning everyone. It's a beautiful day here in Englandforshire.

Hope everyone has a good day. I think I might do some spring cleaning.

[nebogipfel]

*tips pile of rusty springs out*

Get them as shiny as you can please. Cheers.

[Hallamsteriscoo]

Originally Posted by lach doch mal

**throws some croissants into the oven**

**fires up coffee vat 1 & 2, pushes vat 3 back into the corner**

**mashes up some fresh fruit**

Morning everyone. It's a beautiful day here in Englandforshire.

Hope everyone has a good day. I think I might do some spring cleaning.

*pours out two large coffees, adds splashes of brown milk and passes one to Lach*

I don't know what it's like in Grimupnorth, I haven't opened the curtains yet

I'll have to save my cleaning for tomorrow, got other things to do today

[outside]

Mornings all round.

Lach's not lying - it's quite, quite lovely here in Englandfordshire. The perfect day to go postal... and I may just do that.

[Hallamsteriscoo]

Originally Posted by outside

Mornings all round.

Lach's not lying - it's quite, quite lovely here in Englandfordshire. The perfect day to go postal... and I may just do that.

*grabs uniform from costume cupboard for Outside and waits for the fun to begin*

[outside]

Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo

*grabs uniform from costume cupboard for Outside and waits for the fun to begin*

pops uniform on

Right, let's get this show on the road.

adjusts sack

That's better.

gets to Inn doors

I've changed my mind. I don't want to go!

[lach doch mal]

Nebo when I said spring clean, I had something else in mind

Originally Posted by Hallamsteriscoo

*pours out two large coffees, adds splashes of brown milk and passes one to Lach*

I don't know what it's like in Grimupnorth, I haven't opened the curtains yet

I'll have to save my cleaning for tomorrow, got other things to do today

Open them, you know you want to.

**snoggs Hammy**

Thanks hon, you always know what I want

Originally Posted by outside

pops uniform on

Right, let's get this show on the road.

adjusts sack

That's better.

gets to Inn doors

I've changed my mind. I don't want to go!

**pushes outie out of the door**

Stop being such a wimp, the next landlord is just around the corner.

**puts outie's cleaning sack into the cellar**

[nebogipfel]

*puts rusty springs back in pockets*
Ok. I'll just get my adopted daughter to scrub them once she's finished separating the soot from the peas.

[lach doch mal]

Originally Posted by nebogipfel

*puts rusty springs back in pockets*
Ok. I'll just get my adopted daughter to scrub them once she's finished separating the soot from the peas.

When she is finished, she could go down to the Inn cellar and scrub the equipment down there. It could do with a good clean.

Spoiler

What a splendid idea, I stop spring cleaning immediately and adopt 5 little orphans instead. I have a bit of gruel left, and the shed is quite comfortable during the summer

[nebogipfel]

Has Postman outside started his rounds yet? I know a thread that could do with a special delivery.

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