He wasn't in the camp, I rewound it on my box and even asked my husband!

Down the Rovers?

Counting rice grains?

Looking at his biggest fan...in the mirror?

Definitely the rice grains!

Just wanted to make sure I wasn't going mad and he wasn't there!!

He was probably in the diary shed again whinging to us.

bitching in the Bush Telegraph probably...

Underworld - stitching knickers...

Acting lessons?