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Old 22-11-2011, 23:52
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http://mystictamil.blogspot.com/2011...of-day_23.html
An example, one by Kanye West..

""Are you into astrology? 'Cause I'm trying to make it to Uranus."


The rest are too rude to post but you can see them for yourself on the link.

What the dumbest rap lyric you have ever heard?
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Old 22-11-2011, 23:56
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"And now we're murderous, because we kill time"
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Old 23-11-2011, 00:23
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kanye west "I live by two words, F*** you, pay me"
If that wasn't bad enough its four words! Basically anything kanye has ever spewed could be a candidate for ridiculous rap lyrics
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Old 23-11-2011, 00:27
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
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Old 23-11-2011, 00:58
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
I was going to post this! It's one of the WORST lines I've ever heard!
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Old 23-11-2011, 01:09
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someone is going point out the terrible snap rap sooner or later so. `i`m serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer`.

salt n pepa`s raps used to make me laugh and `start me up` was no exception!

`Well-a, well-a, w-h-h-h-hell-a
You're caught in the rain, but you forgot your umbrella
Oooo, what could you do punch-a-nella, punch-a-nella?
You're trapped in a cage like an ape called Magilla
And now you're ready to throw in the towel, that's kinda foul
You don't give a hoot like a mute owl`
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Old 23-11-2011, 01:11
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I guess a famous one from this year is Pitbull rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak" in Give Me Everything.

Also, I do like Young Money artists, but a lot of them have terrible lines sometimes (listen to some of their lyrics in Bedrock, for example).

A cringe one is from Lil Wayne: "Weezy F. Baby, the "F" is for "phenomenal".
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Old 23-11-2011, 01:36
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I love Lil Wayne but alot of his lyrics make no sense whatsoever. The lyrics from 'On Fire' are pretty rude and illogical too.
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Old 23-11-2011, 01:44
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Speaking of Kanye, the lines from "Stronger":

this is louis vuitton dime night / so we gon' do everything that kan like / heard they'd do anything for a klondike / well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke / and she'll do anything for the limelight / and we'll do anything when the time's right.

In some ways quite well done, but total nonsense.

ETA: Ludicris also has a fair amount of nonsense lyrics.
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Old 23-11-2011, 05:10
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I love Love the Way You Lie but this always makes me laugh

"Now it's time to watch you leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"

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Old 23-11-2011, 07:49
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An example, one by Kanye West..

""Are you into astrology? 'Cause I'm trying to make it to Uranus."


The rest are too rude to post but you can see them for yourself on the link.

What the dumbest rap lyric you have ever heard?
The above link no longer works, try this:

http://mystictamil.blogspot.com/2011...of-day_23.html


How can I edit the original post?
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Old 23-11-2011, 08:20
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"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"

That HAS to be one of the worst lyrics ever created, let alone rap lyrics.
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Old 23-11-2011, 08:28
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
I was going to post this! It's one of the WORST lines I've ever heard!
This is what I was going to post, you beat me to it.
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Old 23-11-2011, 09:32
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someone is going point out the terrible snap rap sooner or later so. `i`m serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer`.
That is the first one that sprang to mind when i saw the thread title! One of the worst lyrics ever to be written?
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Old 23-11-2011, 09:50
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The above link no longer works, try this:

http://mystictamil.blogspot.com/2011...of-day_23.html

How can I edit the original post?
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Old 23-11-2011, 10:03
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Gudda - BedRock
Im that red bull now lets fly away
she dont even wander cos she know she bad
and ive got a n...ga grocery bag wtf?

Pitbull - On The Floor
Pump it up and
Back it up like a tonka truck

The best:
Eminem - Lighters
Had a dream i was king
I woke up still king
this rap games nipple is mine
for the milking
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Old 23-11-2011, 10:07
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Jay-Z on Beyonce's Upgrade U: "'cause that rock on your finger's like a tumour" I cringe every time I hear that I like the song though apart from that.
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Old 23-11-2011, 10:28
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Nicki Minaj rhyming Micheal Korrs with Micheal Korrs
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Old 23-11-2011, 12:36
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There was a track by Chino XL (i think) where he said 'got the weight of the world on my shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles'.

Maybe not ridiculous as such, but that was just plain wrong
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Old 23-11-2011, 13:50
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These two are purely for fun:

This song in its entirety:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW9kgoF6xM

Check out the guy dancing on the right trying to body pop.

On the other hand this one is intentionally funny, and the rap is a work of genius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2Nq...eature=related
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Old 23-11-2011, 15:28
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Jay-Z on Beyonce's Upgrade U: "'cause that rock on your finger's like a tumour" I cringe every time I hear that I like the song though apart from that.
Yes, he is simply invincible.He can ruin a whole 4-minute song just with 1 word WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT??And that "ooh I gotta pee" line in Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk' is even more cringeworthy He has no lyrical instict whatsoever, his lyrics are always pure nonsense...THE most overrated rapper by ALL means.He can't even remember those embarassing lyrics and he's said to be using a teleprompter
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Old 23-11-2011, 15:47
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I love Kanye but..... ''you a bad girl and your friends bad too, ooh we got the swag sauce she drippin swagu'' ...wait, what?
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Old 23-11-2011, 16:11
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Yes, he is simply invincible.He can ruin a whole 4-minute song just with 1 word WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT??And that "ooh I gotta pee" line in Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk' is even more cringeworthy He has no lyrical instict whatsoever, his lyrics are always pure nonsense...THE most overrated rapper by ALL means.He can't even remember those embarassing lyrics and he's said to be using a teleprompter
I actually like his rapping on his own songs but his features are just muck.

Pharrell's fronting gets on my wick.
Shouts:
"We got another one Phar-real"

Pause: like we're all meant to know what the fook that means, so then he decides to explain it to us
Mumbles:
"I call you Pha-real cause you the truest"

Utter garbage and ruins the flow of the song for me every time I hear it,
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Old 23-11-2011, 16:24
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Nicki Minaj - "I'm a Star, Sheriff Badge"
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Old 23-11-2011, 16:25
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I love Love the Way You Lie but this always makes me laugh

"Now it's time to watch you leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"

Doesn't Eminem spout something about a Nintendo Game before that line?

I had to cringe at Pusha T's lyrics: "We Turn Heads Like The Exorcist" in Pixie Lott's What Do You Take Me For?
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