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Ridiculous Rap Lyrics
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An example, one by Kanye West.. ""Are you into astrology? 'Cause I'm trying to make it to Uranus." ![]() The rest are too rude to post but you can see them for yourself on the link. What the dumbest rap lyric you have ever heard? |
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"And now we're murderous, because we kill time"
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kanye west "I live by two words, F*** you, pay me"
If that wasn't bad enough its four words! Basically anything kanye has ever spewed could be a candidate for ridiculous rap lyrics |
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
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someone is going point out the terrible snap rap sooner or later so. `i`m serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer`.
![]() salt n pepa`s raps used to make me laugh and `start me up` was no exception! `Well-a, well-a, w-h-h-h-hell-a You're caught in the rain, but you forgot your umbrella Oooo, what could you do punch-a-nella, punch-a-nella? You're trapped in a cage like an ape called Magilla And now you're ready to throw in the towel, that's kinda foul You don't give a hoot like a mute owl`
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I guess a famous one from this year is Pitbull rhyming "Kodak" with "Kodak" in Give Me Everything.
Also, I do like Young Money artists, but a lot of them have terrible lines sometimes (listen to some of their lyrics in Bedrock, for example). A cringe one is from Lil Wayne: "Weezy F. Baby, the "F" is for "phenomenal".
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I love Lil Wayne but alot of his lyrics make no sense whatsoever. The lyrics from 'On Fire' are pretty rude and illogical too.
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Speaking of Kanye, the lines from "Stronger":
this is louis vuitton dime night / so we gon' do everything that kan like / heard they'd do anything for a klondike / well I'd do anything for a blonde dyke / and she'll do anything for the limelight / and we'll do anything when the time's right. In some ways quite well done, but total nonsense. ETA: Ludicris also has a fair amount of nonsense lyrics. |
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I love Love the Way You Lie but this always makes me laugh
"Now it's time to watch you leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"
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An example, one by Kanye West.. ""Are you into astrology? 'Cause I'm trying to make it to Uranus." ![]() The rest are too rude to post but you can see them for yourself on the link. What the dumbest rap lyric you have ever heard? http://mystictamil.blogspot.com/2011...of-day_23.html How can I edit the original post? |
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"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
That HAS to be one of the worst lyrics ever created, let alone rap lyrics. |
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"Got me kinda hot but I aint sweating you, STEAMING LIKE A POT FULL OF VEGETABLES" - Sabi on (Drop Dead) Beautiful, by Britney Spears and Sabi.
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I was going to post this! It's one of the WORST lines I've ever heard!
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someone is going point out the terrible snap rap sooner or later so. `i`m serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer`.
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The above link no longer works, try this:
http://mystictamil.blogspot.com/2011...of-day_23.html How can I edit the original post? |
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Gudda - BedRock
Im that red bull now lets fly away she dont even wander cos she know she bad and ive got a n...ga grocery bag wtf? Pitbull - On The Floor Pump it up and Back it up like a tonka truck The best: Eminem - Lighters Had a dream i was king I woke up still king this rap games nipple is mine for the milking |
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Jay-Z on Beyonce's Upgrade U: "'cause that rock on your finger's like a tumour" I cringe every time I hear that
![]() I like the song though apart from that.
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Nicki Minaj rhyming Micheal Korrs with Micheal Korrs
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There was a track by Chino XL (i think) where he said 'got the weight of the world on my shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles'.
Maybe not ridiculous as such, but that was just plain wrong
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These two are purely for fun:
This song in its entirety: . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW9kgoF6xM Check out the guy dancing on the right trying to body pop. ![]() On the other hand this one is intentionally funny, and the rap is a work of genius: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu2Nq...eature=related |
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Jay-Z on Beyonce's Upgrade U: "'cause that rock on your finger's like a tumour" I cringe every time I hear that
![]() I like the song though apart from that.![]() WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT??And that "ooh I gotta pee" line in Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk' is even more cringeworthy |
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I love Kanye but..... ''you a bad girl and your friends bad too, ooh we got the swag sauce she drippin swagu'' ...wait, what?
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Yes, he is simply invincible.He can ruin a whole 4-minute song just with 1 word
![]() WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT??And that "ooh I gotta pee" line in Rihanna's 'Talk That Talk' is even more cringeworthy Pharrell's fronting gets on my wick. Shouts: "We got another one Phar-real" Pause: like we're all meant to know what the fook that means, so then he decides to explain it to us Mumbles: "I call you Pha-real cause you the truest" Utter garbage and ruins the flow of the song for me every time I hear it, |
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Nicki Minaj - "I'm a Star, Sheriff Badge"
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I love Love the Way You Lie but this always makes me laugh
"Now it's time to watch you leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane" ![]() I had to cringe at Pusha T's lyrics: "We Turn Heads Like The Exorcist" in Pixie Lott's What Do You Take Me For? |
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