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Old 09-10-2004, 13:31
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Hollyoaks always does late-night versions where all the blonde clones end up s****ing each other. I reckon Emmerdale, Corrie and EastEnders should do them too. What would be a nice twist would be to add an element of actor's real lives into them...

For example:

Rodney in Emmerdale could decide to make a porn film with all the fillies in the village (I mean they're always getting their kits off in magazines anyway), so he asks Katie, Chloe, Chas etc. to join him but ends up with Viv, Diane and Edna Birch. They could go into the woods and him and Terry could be victim of a sting by the ladies in the village - they get arrested for making 'offensive' material.

Charlie in Corrie decides he has had enough of womanising and embarks on a steamy affair with Jason Grimshaw. Candice finds out, goes mad, and ends up bumping into Mike Baldwin in the Rovers. Next thing you know, she is in bed with him as he desperately tries to recreate his days with Linda. They all end up having a mass orgy at 'The Flying Horse.'

Pat and Den in EastEnders rekindle their flame from long ago; Den decides to secretly film them on his webcam. It ends up on the internet, and society is so revolted by the site of Pat on all fours in nothing but her fake diamante earrings, that coppers from 'The Bill' are called in to investigate.

Any other ideas?!
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Old 09-10-2004, 13:35
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I mentioned on the thugs thread, that EE needs a late night show maybe once a month for the appropriate level of swearing and violence to make thug storylines believable
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Old 09-10-2004, 14:39
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Originally Posted by The Prumeister
Pat and Den in EastEnders rekindle their flame from long ago; Den decides to secretly film them on his webcam. It ends up on the internet, and society is so revolted by the site of Pat on all fours in nothing but her fake diamante earrings, that coppers from 'The Bill' are called in to investigate.
OH MY GOD. I am SO traumatised by this post it's ridiculous... AH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! EW EW EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! PAT AND DEN... ARGHHH!!!!!

I can't get it out my head! S*IT!
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Old 09-10-2004, 15:30
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Originally Posted by chocopop
OH MY GOD. I am SO traumatised by this post it's ridiculous... AH! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! EW EW EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! PAT AND DEN... ARGHHH!!!!!

I can't get it out my head! S*IT!
Heh. Sorry to cause trauma!
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