Originally Posted by
shemarchi:
“or about the time i was getting out of the bath
looking up and the window cleaner had leant in the open window
to say goodmorning to me.
Dont know who was more embarressed
him or me.
”
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“or the time i mistook a chap for someone else and
threw my arms round him in a warm embrace
cos i was sooo pleased to see him.
Poor guy thought i was mad.”
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Just trying to do my bit for the thread you know.
No need for you to be like that.”
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Thats a bit much isn't it.
To all migrate to a new thread set up in secret, leaving me here on my own.
Bad show, bad show i say.”
Originally Posted by shemarchi:
“Hurry up and change the page please.
I need to eat.
I need to rest my fingers.
I need the toilet.
I need sectioning.
Oh i do make myself laugh sometimes.
Thats a form of madness isn't it.?
Oh well say la vee(dont do french despite having a French great grandfather).”
Am loving your musings
Originally Posted by NicLau08:
“Well done Wendy. You've won the prize. It's the football shirt moment. Will try to post the chapter later after netball.”
One of my fave moments

Must have watched that clip 1000 times at least (not recently lol)
Originally Posted by Wendilums:
“Trying to get tickets to see an Elvis tribute act, but when I phone it keeps saying press 1 for the money 2 for the show...”
Originally Posted by Wendilums:
“Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?”
Loving your jokes... very Mark Henderson yes