lol I have a colleague who puts tomato sauce in her sandwich because it's one of her 5 a day !!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Come on you ugly 'orrible lot, get in here posting ......................... please

If time flies like an arrow, do fruit flies like a banana

Hi Wendy Really tired tonight, going to bed soon I was hoping JJJlover would be back tonight, hope she's back soon loving your jokes xx

Watching I'm a celeb Anthony Cotton is a nightmare imagine if you lived with him it's like he is permanently on his period

Phil has just posted this on twitter

Philxxx2010 Phil Pickering
@uk_JohnJames_oz Hear you are busy, but .... twitpic.com/7l8yyt
4 minutes ago

Wonder how she knows he's busy, does anybody know if he has posted on FB lately? Would like to know what he is upto back in oz xx

Nah, go and get yourself a drink lerdie, sit down and start posting

Lol, nowt so strange as folk , But it is better for you than a tomato because the lycopene is more concentrated,tomato paste is higher again, a friend who had stomach cancer was told by her consultant to eat a tin of tomatoes every day, which she did religously for six months

He's an iccle bit up his own backside imo


Probably means because he's not been on twitter, just guessing

OK going to get a diet coke but don't think it will work xx

Right I'm off. Night Night. Enjoyed the jokes Wendy. See you tomorrow

Evening lerdie, I follow all of Phil's twitpics,great are'nt they

Full fat coke will keep you awake or strong coffee

Oh for gods sake Anthony you are being paid thousands to be there people are suffering in this country and you are being paid to do a few trials collect some wood and have a bit of banter get a grip

Night laurels, talk tomorrow love


Phil and her pics to John are brilliant, you can be sure they bring a smile to his face and a chuckle

been checking the numbers

role model 3525 behind 24

+size model

2433 behind 180

Evening Welshy Yeah she does try to get him out of hiding, bless her xx


Wendy I don't want to be kept awake, got to be up at 6 for work xx

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

evening one & all x
i really wanna go to a party like the one stacey solomans at

Is Alan Carr there too

Evening Julie

Evening Pickles,I'm lovin Anthony's drama's so funny, don't tell me what he's done now, ive got it on record, should I go and watch it straight away? How is your elbow, ? hope the pain has eased

I am watching it as well - he is really getting on my nerves now

Been luuuuuuurking he he