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Coffee and Fag Break
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Does absolutely nobody like Status Quo or am I completely on my own with that one?
Well I also like Robbie Williams, Elton John, Snow Patrol, Queen, Maroon Five, Bruno Mars, Ollie Murs, JLS, and Blue
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol |
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You want fame , well fame costs and right here is where you start paying in sweat
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Managed 40 secs.....awful,sorry Lyn,not my thing at all.
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol ![]() ![]() 3hours waiting,Pickles? Seriously,that's a lot.
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Why the sad face
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I agree with what you're saying Nathalie, but some of his music is good, I posted this one the other night on Lyn and Cheeky Chops birthday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSM3LpcAOQ Ummmm ![]() ![]() ![]() I've had a good day thank you Nathalie, been over GD's then lots of the 'h' word ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol , hope it feels better soon.
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol ![]() well it made the time go faster, good job he s not a counsellor he d say to someone suicidal, pull yourself together of wtte . hope you are not in plaster
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol ![]() ![]() Hope you are feeling ok though and not in too much pain
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Love Love Love Pretty in Pink
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Pickles heard you were in the wars, are you in plaster?
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Pickles heard you were in the wars, are you in plaster?
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol ![]() Quote:
This was one of the songs that John tweeted out, but deleted shortly after
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i was here that night so i saw it. H word not nice hope GD is Ok this days and that his desicion is not to hard on him.
You are a Lefty now just like me, hope it feels better soon. ![]() Quote:
The funny thing was there was a screen up on the wall stating the current waiting time is 1 hr 30 m please tell us how we can improve our service to you lol
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The funny thing was there was a screen up on the wall stating the current waiting time is 1 hr 30 m please tell us how we can improve our service to you lol
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We had Chinese for tea tonight cooked by the local Chinese takeaway
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So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol
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im here with my numbers in role model
2nd place with 3012 and 27 behind this morning was 21 + size model 2nd place with 2039 189 behind 1st place this morning it was 166 |
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We had Chinese for tea tonight cooked by the local Chinese takeaway
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