Originally Posted by PICKLES60:
“So we arrived at Casualty at 8 pm and after I had my xray we then had a three hour wait to hear the results and get treated. However, lucky old me had the most un pc man this side of the Tamar Bridge to keep me entertained. Doctor Jim had decided he was going to let out his inner paramedic and assess every single patient that came into the waiting room.
The first subject to come into Dr Jim's sights was a poor guy clutching his lower back and walking funny. As he was called into Triage to be assessed Jimbo piped up "well there is nothing much wrong with him, he has just shit himself" charming lol
The next person to attract his attention was a lady with a gammy leg as she hobbled into Triage to be assessed Jim said "well there is nothing wrong with her she is obviously faking it" and when she later returned to the waiting room he declared: " see I told you she is walking normally now" I will just add that this lady eventually left the building in a wheelchair with her leg in plaster so much for his assessment skills lol
Now the drunks started rolling in One came in clutching a washing up bowl bleeding profusely from his nose into it and singing Christmas songs he had a lady with him and Jim decided it was her indoors as she was giving him earache the whole time he was dripping blood into the washing up bowl. Jims evaluation was that her indoors had lamped him one in the hooter, to be fair she was about 20 stone and looked like a bit of a bruiser. But then the drunkard was staring lovingly into er indoors eyes. I told Jim I thought he was wrong they look like they are loved up, but Jim reckoned that he was staring into her eyes because he was so drunk she never looked so good looking he had his beer goggles on lol
I would write more and there is loads more but it has taken me 20 mins to type this with my left hand lol”
Jim helped the time go quicker then. What did you have for tea tonight fish and chips, thai, chinese or did you have beans on toast. Stay rested Mrs P and don't move that elbow too much.
Originally Posted by welshgirlwpq2th:
“This was one of the songs that John tweeted out, but deleted shortly after”
Yes he did. It was also the first song I heard as I arrived in Vegas, had me in tears
Originally Posted by nathalie1978:
“i was here that night so i saw it. H word not nice hope GD is Ok this days and that his desicion is not to hard on him.
You are a Lefty now just like me, hope it feels better soon.”
He's a bit panicky at times Nathalie, not been too grumpy which is good for me lol, he has until middle of January to make his mind up
Originally Posted by PICKLES60:
“The funny thing was there was a screen up on the wall stating the current waiting time is 1 hr 30 m please tell us how we can improve our service to you lol”
And I hope you blimmin well told them too