59. He's an a**e.

58 hes never out of the Bush Telegraph
57 He whispers in the Bush Telegraph......for effect
56 He likes people to plead with him

55. He didn't actually give a dam about whether Dougie was in the stocks or not.
54. He actually loved Fatima's cooking.
53. He's jealous of anyone else who gets any attention.
52. He doesn't really give a dam about Mark but needs to be worshipped.
51. He didn't give a dam about Tedward.
50. He doesn't give a dam about anyone! (Apart from Anthony Cotton)

55 He doesn`t like being a traitor with towels as it is too hard.

54. He's so not popular on here

53) His bad moods are down to him being in a bush (Oh matron!)

52) He's as mad as a meat axe
51) He looks like a boiled sweet

50. If he was twice as smart he'd still be stupid.

49.He's probably going to win this year's IAC

48. According to This Morning he's behaving this way because he's hungry - NOT because he's a nasty selfish little worm.

48 . he doesn't actually know how to cook, just chucks everything in a pot and boils it up together
47. He's not gracious
46. he hasn't a clue how unpopular he is

45. The producers of Corrie and ITV IACGMOOH just adore him, even though the public hate the sight of him.

44. He's a nasty little queen who needs taking down a peg or two.

43. He's used to getting his own way all the time, and is vindictive when he doesn't get his needs met.

42. He has a 15 year old bitchy girl living inside him!

41. Soapstar Superstar was rigged for him to win

40 hes a snide who needs a lesson in life....

39. He simply cannot cope when the attention is focused on anyone other than himself.

38. He is a moron of the highest order.

37. Sweet Potato is very hard to cook

36. He is sooooooo annoying that out of desperation the viewers have to eat their own weight in chocolate every night

35. He would be leaving tonight if the DS poll was to be mirrored by a lack of votes to save

35. Being blunt, obnoxious and rude is ok for him, as long as everybody else leaves him be and don't insult HIS feelings

33. He has zero sence of humour.

32. He has done the gay cause no favours whatsoever.

31. He has a whole pototo field growing on his shoulder.

30. He likes a good bitch in the bush telegraph where the viewers can see him but his camp mates can't.

he had a show that got axed
tonight he will moan again