Why did the F1 chicken cross the road...
'I give the chicken 5 out of 10 for crossing to the other side of the road. In 2012 it knows it must do better.'
Luca Montezemolo
'The other side of the road, that's what I'm talking about.'
Sebastian Vettel
'Hey chicken good job!'
'Don't touch the chicken, man!'
Felipe and Lewis
'We have penalised the chicken for being black.'
Monaco Stewards
'The chicken needs to look in its murr-errs'.
DC
'I'm sure the duck won't have any trouble crossing the bridge.'
Eddie Jordan
'I had a nice battle with the chicken.'
Michael Schumacher
'Michael, you've got to remember to leave room for the chicken.'
Ross Brawn
'I really don't mind if I beat the chicken this season or not...'
Nico Rosberg
'The performance related task of effecting a carriageway transition was completed in optimal time by the chicken package. Then we painted it grey.'
Ron Dennis
'Is there a road? We'll see. Let's hope so.'
Bernie Ecclestone
'I think it's been a growth season for the chicken.'
Lewis Hamilton
'Guys, the chicken is limping.'
Ted Kravitz
'I was only hanging round the chicken coop out of curiosity.'
Mike Coughlan
'In 2012 we're planning to feed the chicken beans, beans and more beans. We're trying to create an organic rear blown diffuser.'
Adrian Newey
'If the chicken didn't get to the other side it was obviously Lewis's fault.'
Niki Lauda
'You know, I can remember a time when we were losing a chicken a week.'
Jackie Stewart
'The data shows that we're closing the gap to the chicken.'
Ross Brawn
'I think the chicken's lost his mojo this season.'
Eddie Jordan (Rhode Island Ed)
'What IS the chicken DOING?!'
Jenson Button
'Felipe, the chicken is faster than you. Good lad. Sorry.'
Rob Smedley
'The chicken is looking a bit tasty. Will there be a party when it gets to the other side?'
Jake Humphrey, BBC
'Nobody bothers pronouncing the 'i' in Australia - so it's chckn'
Danel Rccardo
'The chicken did it. The chicken is what it is.'
Sebastian Vettel