That's exactly what I meant

The great titted trout was my little nickname for her last year. Rumour had it that the other celebs were going to club together to get her a gift voucher from Rigby and Peller for Christmas.

There is no such thing as a 'great titted trout' you are mixing species. There is however a Great Tit, or maximus titimus,
(Parus major). The Great Tit (Parus major) is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae.

A great tit is not in the fowl family, whereas a chicken is.

Ann on the other hand is an exceptional person who should have her peerage by now, its such a shame her talent has not been recognized.

What an interesting thought, I had not considered the possibility of a parallel universe.

The existence of two doctors means that two Widdy's could also exist, which raises the theoretical possibility of becoming trapped as the filling in some kind of virtual Widdy sandwich. This is the stuff that dreams are made off.

The only trouble is, you could find yourself in this position and not even realize you had ever been there.

We have to discount your barking up the wrong tree hypotheses because that would be an admission that our minds were not open to such a possibility, and as we know the closed mind is something we all to often come across when people talk about Strictly.

There are societies for people with bizarre sexual fetishes, but I am not sure that this one has been fully explored. Perhaps you should start a Widdy website to see if you are alone in your obsession Terry? Of course, you would have not time for DS, but we would all be happy that you were finding true happiness at last.

I feel really queasy

The visions have hit new depths of depraved abomination and started digging

I was going to say there is indeed Terry - But having re read it (touture I know)
all I can say is
what a lot of tits
which I am sure are not related

(Fowl) Chickens on the other hand seemed to be well documented earlier

There isn't enough brain bleach in the world to cleanse the thought of two Ann Widdecombs with Terry as the meat in the sandwich.

No thats a nightmare and perhaps not the intention of the writers of Doctor Who to create that kind of Paralell universe
and i suspect not the intended theme of a Christmas special

Please! We are talking about an intellectual Ann Widdecombe sandwich, not a dance with no pants.

There still isnt enough bleach

Ann and Len are Chelsee fans for slightly different reasons, where as I have to admit that Chelsee is not one of my favourites, although I have noticed that she does pick up the routines very quickly.

She seems to have the kind of brain that understands action and sequences well. I know this is going to sound crazy but taxi drivers and squirrels, on autopsy, display the same development in an area of the brain - can't for the life of me remember what it's called - but it's to do with the recall of a complex 'mapped' area. Nuts or city streets, or dance steps, perhaps? Dance is also a way of charting space, if you break it down reductively. Dunno. Tentatively I'm wondering if Chelsee's dyslexia has encouraged other talents in that compensatory way the cortex has, particularly those of memory.

Is Len a supporter? He seemed proper grouchy last Saturday (rightly or wrongly), but then perhaps you save your anger for the ones you love.

Other contestants, Harry and Jason especially, seem to garner much more celebrity support than the others. Not quite sure what this means... But perhaps because I am partial to Chelsee I do feel that the judges expect better things of her and are willing her on.

Chelsee does seem to have a remarkable ability to pick up the dance moves.

Thats an amazing fact about taxi drivers and squirrels, I know that squirrels bury their nuts to keep them safe, and always manage to find them again.

I didn't know that Chelsee has dyslexia, as you say it may give her talents from other parts of her brain.

Best I don't talk about Lens support for Chelsee.

Harry does seem to have a lot of support and it could be enough when he gets to the Final.

Interesting! now I have "Nutbush City Limits" on the brain.