Evenin' all

Gosh, I'm on the edge of my seat!

Not.

And not coz I've read the spoilers either. It's cause I'm a hatah.

The Cutlers, Ian & Camilla are pitching a fit somewhere.


Edit: Actually, they have nothing to worry about. I'll forget this one before the end of the show probably.

Gosh, that was dreadful.

And I've finally seen an outfit that not even Artem looks good in.

Did Len really utter the best ever semi final ?
How do they manage to keep a straight face and say this stuff?
Hyperbole, len. Go and look it up.

*looks away from the screen*

I always forget how offensive YS's face is until I see it again

Evening all.

Sorry, hit send before I meant to. as Chelsee was bouncing up and down in glee at having got through and I joined in

What on earth is Toss wearing tonight?

Evenin'

Has anyone seen fluffy recently - has YS's AT finally broke her?

Evening everyone, one show per weekend is enough for me, so little ratbag is playing on his Xbox and I am spared the pain.

Harry's really quite jug-eared when you look at him, isn't he?

ETA - must they show this exhibition stuff? It only gives them ideas, look what happened with Bacofoil. I can see Ourleona thinking 'hmmm, this would look so much better with custard'

World-champion rhythmic contortionists do absolutely nothing for me and never have. And they always do this stuff to American soft rock.

Ah, the annual showdance demonstration, which no one every tries to emulate.

Well, with one honourable exception.

She looks a bit like an alien.

What, I pray, was the story of that dance?

That's not dancing though, is it? It's gymnastics.

runs in

ffs jasons face in slow motion - have they NO pity???

"He's such a brilliant actor in that way"....errr, no, Craig.

Boy, that was an ugly lift and slow motion does nothing for it.

Did Jason's AT break Len's Lens? I was sure we'd have the hairsniff in slo-mo

I have not missed Russell's faces.

It was a depiction through dance of the Roswell Incident. A creature from beyond the stars arrives on earth, crashlanding in a sparsely inhabited area close to an isolated farm. The farmer intercepts and tries to keep the alien away from his chickens. A fight ensues;first the farmer gets the upper hand, then the alien, then the farmer makes a comeback, and hurls the alien to the ground. And that was where the scientists rush in and cart the alien off to the lab.

Why does Jason keep wearing that horrible vest. Is he hoping for the part of Stanley in Streetcar Named Desire? It makes him look a bit smelly! Imagine doing all that practising and having to whiff his BO.

oh no.

Years of classical training will not allow me to listen to this. Sorry.

I'm fed up of the diaphonous skirts on all the ballroom dances this year.

I don't for one minute denigrate the work of these women's husbands and partners in the armed forces, but dear lord this lot CANNOT SING.

bwhahaha wiskas i ****ing love u