Kristina in nipple tassels - the only way to outdo last night's outfit.


Let's be fair. Only one of Holly's was heading south. The other was precisely where it should be.

I began this way. It was having expectations that was my fatal flaw. Now they've gone I can enjoy the underwhelming mediocrity of it all.

I'd take a jive-off if a rumba is unavailable. Actually, I'd take any dance with the two of them.

I read out there someone guessing that Pasha wouldn't be back next year as he'd have too many offers. I really hope not - I've loved his attitude, dancing and choreography this year, never mind the only two pro dances worth rewatching.

why did no -one tell me he was taking those sorts of offers?? I'd have been in there

yeh any dance - except a sodding arsing gurnston *shudders*

I would be very disappointed if he wasn't back next year

if the finalists have to do their best dance in final next week - does this mean we have to sit through jasons AT again

No, because having been caught out once I'll be dashing out of the room until I know it's safely over.

Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll get rid of James.

Now why would you say such a thing. WHY? Why? Think of the CHILDREN!

Like what? I'm genuinely asking, not being snide. I don't imagine that he'll be offered any more than the others like Artem or Aliona will have been offered.

Maybe we'll get really lucky and they'll lure Tristan across from DWTS (for James ... not Pasha)

no-one thinks of the children anymore

I've seen more of Crotchtina's nether regions than I've seen of my own

and if the hairsnifftit move occurs again I may not be responsible for my actions

Unless they mean the sytycd stint in the US where he's brought in as an all-star?
I can't imagine what else he'd turn down strictly for unless it was for dwts.

Hope he doesn't get offered any custard.

I really did not like that show dance gymnastic thing but I wanted Krisitna to take it all in

I see you lot have Jason in a sequinned mankini but only if he gets rid of the under arm badgers

otherwise I just want kristina to start getting ideas now and then we could have bacofoil mark 2 after lastt week and this week desperate choreography I think she may well have reached the correct level of desperation to give us something really special

Up till now my hopes on horrors had been pinned on Aliona but I think she has had a custard related malfunction

Up until this week, whiners have been kind enough to give their threads clear titles like "X was over marked" "Y was undermarked".

This week they are not so clear, but the message is the same.
Which means I actually have to peek in to threads other than this one!
And by the way, I am not looking in the Attic..

I am going to start the count.....

It's like one of those weather houses - OurLeona has left BatSchizz House and is at the gate with her brolly up (because, OurLeona can work with brolly up as well as down )while Kristina is inside, drinking it all in

Brendan and Natalie OVERdancing to the max to Aloe Blacc <3 <3 <3

Though it being "I need a dollar" it really shoulda been Team Ka$h-a

Thought Natalie ... worked ... the outfit better last night in the Tesspit than she did in the actual dance, though

I think he's been offered DWTS before and turned it down because it being on twice a year and so clashing with SYTYCD. Seeing how well he's choreographed and dealt with a time-deprived celeb (DWTS have usually 3 days to get their dances), I can see them aiming for a nice Russian celeb, who is already known to a DWTS audience, to replace Maks.

Brendan looked a right Twunt in that hat

now in the spirit of fairness I have to point out it Kristina who could not work with the umbrella up and down

aleona's hair has faded to near normal shades I blame this and obviously all the custard she is turnig vanilla

Oh the smugness to come!
'We're not sprinters...We're long distance runners' ...Anyone remember that one?! I don't wish to remind you, really...(not while you might be eating- and certainly not about the AT).
My only consolation will be the expression on said face when someone else is holding the glitterball!
By the way, 'bacofoil mark 2' would be another consolation and reason for watching.
Btw, hello, is it ok for me to post here now?! It's Sunday night after all!!

Noooo! I want her licking his pit-badgers; I want Bacofoil levels of crazy; I want sex-grinding á la Matt Baker above a supine Kristina while releasing an orgasmic shout á la Austin Healey. All against a backdrop slideshow screening his most profound comments through the series.

I can go along with that.

we will just have to take him hostage

can we loose Robin please for me he is just there

i dont reckon much to him at all

I dont want to loose anyone else including the Jordans