Maybe his companion has been sent to Grimsby instead... Actually, I work in Grimsby. Scunthorpe it is, my boss can look after him...

But despite my sympathy (ten Hail Notgoalies) may I just say...


YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

PMSL!

Surely we can do better than Sunthorpe! I hear Skegness is, erm, bracing, at this time of year? Or Ramsgate?

Greyson's Groaning?

Now that's just sick and wrong!

It's Scunthorpe.
The spelling is crucial...

OOh, we're county buddies

That would be the only time I would feel sorry for Sunny Scunny

I think Scunthorpe or Ramsgate would be better...

I leave the board for 40 minutes and Tezza gets Tazered!

.....and I thought he was Teflon coated. I can even imagine what he must have posted.

I hope Notgoalie has divided the bed otherwise he could wake up with a much closer relationship!

Greyson's groanings? Now that is just wrong on soooo many levels.

*don't think about the faces......don't think about the faces.....

I vote for Milford Haven!

It's too late for me, sadly.

How about

'Donovan's Diatribe'

Ok Ive just been mining for the Props thread (down as far as page 10)...

BTW I did notice in passing that Dear Deirdre was on page 7 if anyone wants to ressurrect that one...

Now on Page one...

Indeed. Some memorable graffiti in a ladies' loo wouldn't work without the 'c'.

Fluffy you're back, I can take my pink sparkly armband off. I'll have to leave the black pleather one on for notgoalie.

*hangs tight to Fluffy's ankles*

Yay, fluffy's back!! *happy dance*

Deeply unappreciating this weather. 100mph gales up here, *battens down hatches and hides in the cellar*

What I missed? Who's rubbing suntan lotion on Notgoalie??

Terry from the looks of things.

Anyone catch Michael Buble on Radio 1? He was amazing, made me cry, but I love Christmas music. See I'm just a massive big Kristina really, I'll cry at anything.

Hello county buddy! *waves*

I have to confess I only work in Grimsby. Given my job and the patients I see a safe work-home distance of 30 miles and the other side of the Humber as reasonable...

I love Michael Buble - anyone who appears on Kath & Kim and thinks Simon Cowell is is a thwat is worthy of adoration!

couldn't stand him until I saw him on Johnathan Ross about 6 weeks ago and he was hilarious and funny and took his p*ss out of everything including himself.

Now I'm a bit of an obsessive, just short of stalking him.

Hello all!

Welcome back, Fluffy. Glad you're safe B'Mum - put my travel difficulties last night into perspective.

Loved the song - by the time I'd caught up with you you'd all gone to bed - sensible people.

Did my bit to promote suitable threads on the night shift - not appreciating finding that the effort had gone to waste.

*But apparently there is some justice in the world*

ETA - Share enthusiasm for the Bauble! For those in need may I prescribe a Buble bath. It's a bubble bath, with sparkling pinot noir, scented candle-light and him singing full volume on the cd player!!!

It also helps that he's rather easy on the eye.

Interesting factiod (perhaps!)*

He used to go out on the Arctic Ocean trawlers with his Dad to earn how to be a fisherman. i.e. He's a bit hard and can 'man' real cold.

*Disclaimer. I think. I'm sure it was an interview somewhere. This may be my fantasy though.

So did Sarah Palin...

Didn't stop her being an eejit tho!

... yeah but.

She could see Alaska from her house and everyfink... dat made her gud at fourain policy lik.

I think you've cured me of my Buble thing.

I miss it already.

<... curse you. Shakes fist>