1. Tess will come out in another shocking creation

2. Bruce will fluff up at least a handfull of bad jokes and say 'I clear this place' at least once:sleep:
Then in no particular order:
3. Alex: will be stiff and sexless in the AS, which, in Craig's eyes will be 'as if starting back at the first show'. This will set James off in another ballistic (scripted) state...yadayadayada...score: around 30
4. Harry: rumba won't excite one bit. He'll girate most awkwardly whilst Aliona will flex her body around and make it all about her...which is fine by Harry methinks:sleep: score (probably overmarked by Alicia & Bruno): around 34
5. Jason: ah Jason...once we've recovered from a long-winded and cheesy VT, I believe he can pull of a decent AS...he will mess up some steps...I'm keeping eyes closed for those lifts, but that's due to lack of stamina (which I noticed last week with the Charleston). Anyway judges will love it and mark it accordingly: around 36
6. Robbie will be Robbie the 'ballroom boy'...he'll won't be too messy as he'll be in hold....sorry to say but the cynic in me fears he'll milk the Gary Speed tragedy for what it''s worth...hope I'm wrong

scores: around 32
7. Hollie will do a gr8 paso, I think because it'll suit her personality and Artem's choreography is always right up there. I feel the jugdes might see this as a 'breakthrough' perfomance...'finally'...and mark high to hopefully keep her from ending up in the bottom 2. Not sure it will work Scores: around 35
8. Chelsee will make or break this Jive, I truly feel there is no other option. She is lively and bubbly and this dance should suit her to a T. So far nerves have never hindered her dances and if she can keep up with the speed and nail it then be prepared for 'we gots the tens'



Hopefully the perfect score, first of the season, but I think probably :39